Thread Hijacking – …A thread hijacking occurs when one or more individuals commenting on the original posting, go off topic, creating a separate conversation. This is rude, and bad internet etiquette…
Here on SSD, commentors have been doing a bit of thread hijacking recently, and while we appreciate active discussion, we’d prefer it would stay on topic. So, in an effort to alleviate this, here you go, here’s your chance to say whatever you want; let it all out in the comments section.
My Butt itched this morning
i like turtles.
That’s Oregon all the way…lol
quack?
UK all the way!
Soccer.
Can I haz a cheezeburger?
I wish they still sold Fruitopia.
Do you remember Orbitz?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbitz_(soft_drink)
I thought it was cool as hell.
It was HUGE in Japan….textured soft drinks….they make a textured kambucha drink now that is pretty similar.
Kambucha causes fruit-flavored flatulence.
That’s kind of hot
kombucha? if you want fermented it’s all about kefir!
They do. If you like fat kid food it is still readily available as a McDonalds fountain drink. Only the red flavor though. I remember a grape flavor.
But SURGE is back!
Shut your ass! Really!?! Where?
Name brand clothing and support items cost too much. Why can’t the Naaga hoodies cost $19, hoodies at Target only cost $19???
One word, plastics
Jon, OPT
Two word zzz Christ Grapejuice. His holiness will win the usasoc comp this week.
Have you seen my dog?
my friend has been making $1500 a week working from home.
LMAO!!!
Please, tell us how?
He’ll tell you, but it’ll cost you $1500.
Hint: He only needs 1 sucker a week.
Anyone read any good books lately?
Can we get a service rifle that isn’t 50+ year old technology? HA!
A fetching female with a modern service rifle (and cool aftermarket accessories) is what triggered all this in the first place! HA!
Hey look-a chicken!!
South Africa! No Protea or cricket jokes….
Bob Saget… That is all.
mutlicam is best camo ever devised !!
Never heard of Mullet-cam, must be from Jersey!
SoCal has the worst drivers… ever.
I cross 3 of the counties a day and LA and Orange worst. I take it we must have similar drives, haha
You guys must not travel to Washington State very often!!! People here can’t even merge onto the freeeway without causing a backup!!! And Im from SoCal!!!
No shit, I second that! They’re either going under traffic speed or wait til the last minute.
Go drive in downtown Abu Dhabi…. you’ll miss drivers in the States before sundown!
Abu Dhabi? No kidding! Lived there for twelve years. The quality of driving is mmm, not the greatest. You’d think that driving 1.27 million USD worth of car around would give you a greater respect for your surroundings, but nope.
I’m 30 miles from Seattle. In driving time that is 4 hours. Granola eating, tree hugging, Subaru owning Lib-tards cannot drive. In an area that gets so much rain, any sprinkle backs up I-5 for hours.
LA is bad, but IE is the worst. Here in OC things seem pretty tame…
Nah man, every time I almost die is either OC or LA. IE are just jerks. haha
Anything for a rip it and jalapeno cheese spread
Worse than Maryland Drivers? Sorry, gotta disagree. Maryland it the closest US equivalent I’ve found to Best of the Worst: Italy.
I live in Maryland, and it is a scary place to drive.
CT drivers suck ass.
Blackberry Beer Breakfast Muffins
Yield: Makes 12 muffins
Ingredients
2 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1?2 tsp salt
1 egg
5 tbs butter, melted
1/3 cup sour cream
2/3 cup pale ale
2 cups frozen blackberries
½ cup brown sugar, packed
½ cup oats
Directions
Preheat oven to 350.
In a large bowl stir together the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
Make a well in the dry ingredients, add the egg, melted butter, sour cream and beer. Stir until combined. Stir in the blackberries.
Spoon into muffin tins until each well is about 2/3 full. Sprinkle each muffin with brown sugar and oats.
Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 minutes (baking time will be less if you use unfrozen blackberries).
You win
YEA! What did I win?
Try these, they are very good, add some protein powder and you got yerself a great post workout snack!!
I copied and pasted this.
Are you trying to turn Soldier Systems into Pinterest?
I’m trying to turn Pinterest into Soldier Systems…
No cake decorating tips here… https://www.pinterest.com/robertcollins/
Paul is dead, I am the Walrus!
But, but…the Walrus is Paul…
I love lamp…
potato
Trump/Disick ’16.
Reality-based economics.
I’m Ron Burgundy?
This site needs more ads and gifs
The site needs one less reader
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
for President 2016!
I like pudding.
I like eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbqSoRaNicw
Only the police and military should have guns.
The military should just get over itself and adopt Brookwood. Seals can keep on using CADPAT Arid.
.40 Cal is superior in every way to 9mm and .45
UCP should be kept as the new Dress Uniform in combination with PT shorts.
The new army carbine should be a CETME in .300.
Did I miss anything?
God bless america.
Only a Communist would say something that goes against the 2nd Amendment then say God Bless America… Now go punch yourself in the face 500 times and repeat I AM A DOUCHE over and over and over….
Yea, what he said.
@AlexC
I wholeheartedly disagree with your first four points and just plain disagree with your fifth. I do however agree with your last point and with AlexB and Craig…
I have more Magpuls than all my friends
Did you mean “I have more Magpuls than friends” ?
kek
This one time at band camp…
You’ve never been to the boat house!
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like it when Scraps grabs onto your leg and rubs up and down?
I have seen an eighty man platoon naked. This is probably more dicks that most women will ever see.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
Hey,
I just got an email from a lawyer in Africa about a person with my last name who has $14 million dollars and was killed recently. He says I’m a distant relative and that I need to send him my info so he can send me the money. Anyways, I’ve sent him the info and can’t wait to be a millionaire!!!
Guano…
What do you call a masseuse who hates women?
A (massage)ynist!
Hillary eats bat guano ^^^
Have you ever cleaned your dogs anal gland.
That’s a shit job
Did you have mood music and scented candles!
all your bases are belong to us!!!
Pedro for President!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”
Not even gonna pretend I wont tell that at church this weekend.
1) I don’t think dress/ceremonial uniforms should exist.
2) I don’t think SSI-FWTS (combat patches) should exist anymore either.
3) I definitely don’t think regimental crests should be a thing anymore, but it’s moot if #1 happened.
4) Either the flag on the right shoulder goes, or the U.S.Army above the left pocket goes. I vote for the later. The flag is more indicative of who we are really serving.
5) They should get rid of the zipper on the ACU coat and replace it with buttons.
6) They should just adopt Multicam instead of Scorpian.
7) Anything in UCP should be burned. By law.
8) OCS should be the only commissioning source, and all officers should have to serve as enlisted first.
That’s all the sacred cows I can slaughter for now.
Isn’t the flag already on the right shoulder and the US Army tape above the left pocket? Or am I being dyslexic again?
lysdexic.
Hey! Did you hear about the dyslexic who went on a religious quest and found Dog?
Whoever just bought 20,000 yards of 2″ coyote brown elastic webbing, would you please send me some??? And for the love of all that is good, what are you making with all that?
5,000 tactical woven lawnchairs. $59.99, and made in the USA!
ROTFLMAO! FOR THE EFFIN’ WIN!
How much for the Mollie Beer Koozy Accessory?
Bergdahl will be charged
The most serious thing posted all day.
And I’ll bet he gets a bust to E-1, Dishonorable Discharge, and 1 year in Slam.
I’m thinking credit for time served in Terry’s custody.
Or, depending on how things pan out in NOV ’16…
He’ll walk a saber arch with Chelsea Manning.
Originally, I was thinking your way re: Time Served. However, I think there is going to be a feeling that they have to give him a little time, because of how bad “they” fucked up on the Kill Team sentencing.
Either way, Bergdahl won’t get a heavy sentence. The guy is merely a scumbag, and you don’t make scumbags martyrs…
he will received a less than honorable discharge, reduction in rank to E-1, and in six months to a year and can apply for an honorable. Within two years he will be enrolled as a full time student using all of his Post 9-11 GI Bill benefits
or better yet, convicted, headed to Leavenworth and pardon as Obama exits the White House
Amorica, no redactions.
Things we hate…..
– The lady in the 10 items or less isle with 28 items
– The idiot who waits until the very last orange road cone to merge into traffic
– The fat guy who gets a triple-triple burger, large fries, brownie and a DIET COKE.
– The perfectly healthy teenager who parks in the handicap because they’ll “Just be a minute!”
And yours?….
Actually waiting to merge until the lane is closing is better for everyone: http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/
except no. if everyone zippered before the end of their options than no would would have a problem.
when everyone else is queuing up and someone drives past all of that to cut over at the last second the zipper merge falls apart. if it wasn’t for people dropping into the closing lane and racing in front of everyone we might be okay there, but human nature will not allow for this to end.
– Dudes in the industry selling themselves as super expert uber badass gunfighters……and their last and only deployment was 8+ years ago, or they got out just as shit was getting real……
Or the Stolen Valor crowd
Or people that think that because they recently deployed with a unit smaller than an ODA are a SME on anything tactical or are in fact a super badass gunfighter.
Green jello makes my foot itch!!!
I like turtles.
Redneck Mirmosas:
1 teaspoon of Tang orange breakfast drink
1 can of ICE COLD Pabst Blue Ribbon/Schlitz.
Put the teaspoon in a glass, pour the beer. The foam mixes it. Viola!
Doh!
A traveling Sales-man rings a door bell.
Little Jonny comes to the door with a Cigar in his mouth a glass of scotch in his hand. (the Salse-man can see a scantily clad young woman on the couch.)
The Salseman askes little Jonny “YOUNG MAN, Is you mother at home?”
Little Jonny says: What the Fv@k do you think!
I’m not a doctor, but… I play one on TV.
Never go full retard. Drink booty sweat.
Bust-a-nut!
Hillary 2016
Ok…..you’ll smoke a turd in hell for that remark.
Eating taco bell and drinking 15 zimas will make you wake up next to a fat chick covered in diarrhea.
Mom?
My wife and I were just talking about this earlier at breakfast. I said “did you know that eating taco bell and drinking 15 zimas would make me wake up next to a fat chick covered in diarrhea”?
And my wife responded “Do you have any firsthand experience with this, besides with me?”