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Holy Thread Hijacks, SSD!

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Thread Hijacking – …A thread hijacking occurs when one or more individuals commenting on the original posting, go off topic, creating a separate conversation. This is rude, and bad internet etiquette…

Here on SSD, commentors have been doing a bit of thread hijacking recently, and while we appreciate active discussion, we’d prefer it would stay on topic. So, in an effort to alleviate this, here you go, here’s your chance to say whatever you want; let it all out in the comments section.

162 Responses to “Holy Thread Hijacks, SSD!”

  1. GW says:

    My Butt itched this morning

  2. fingerfish says:

    i like turtles.

  3. bubba says:

    UK all the way!

  4. David says:

    Can I haz a cheezeburger?

  5. Will says:

    I wish they still sold Fruitopia.

  6. Sarcasmo says:

    Name brand clothing and support items cost too much. Why can’t the Naaga hoodies cost $19, hoodies at Target only cost $19???

  7. Jon, OPT says:

    One word, plastics

    Jon, OPT

    • G Zeus says:

      Two word zzz Christ Grapejuice. His holiness will win the usasoc comp this week.

  8. Brian Harris says:

    Have you seen my dog?

  9. Iceman says:

    my friend has been making $1500 a week working from home.

  10. mark says:

    Anyone read any good books lately?

  11. Stefan S. says:

    Can we get a service rifle that isn’t 50+ year old technology? HA!

    • straps says:

      A fetching female with a modern service rifle (and cool aftermarket accessories) is what triggered all this in the first place! HA!

  12. Ryan says:

    Hey look-a chicken!!

  13. Pieter says:

    South Africa! No Protea or cricket jokes….

  14. Evil Nadman says:

    Bob Saget… That is all.

  15. bulldog76 says:

    mutlicam is best camo ever devised !!

  16. KL says:

    SoCal has the worst drivers… ever.

    • BAP45 says:

      I cross 3 of the counties a day and LA and Orange worst. I take it we must have similar drives, haha

      • ScottyC says:

        You guys must not travel to Washington State very often!!! People here can’t even merge onto the freeeway without causing a backup!!! And Im from SoCal!!!

        • Craig says:

          No shit, I second that! They’re either going under traffic speed or wait til the last minute.

          • Philip says:

            Go drive in downtown Abu Dhabi…. you’ll miss drivers in the States before sundown!

            • Jasper says:

              Abu Dhabi? No kidding! Lived there for twelve years. The quality of driving is mmm, not the greatest. You’d think that driving 1.27 million USD worth of car around would give you a greater respect for your surroundings, but nope.

        • Stefan S. says:

          I’m 30 miles from Seattle. In driving time that is 4 hours. Granola eating, tree hugging, Subaru owning Lib-tards cannot drive. In an area that gets so much rain, any sprinkle backs up I-5 for hours.

      • NP says:

        LA is bad, but IE is the worst. Here in OC things seem pretty tame…

      • LunchboxActual says:

        Anything for a rip it and jalapeno cheese spread

    • Mike Nomad says:

      Worse than Maryland Drivers? Sorry, gotta disagree. Maryland it the closest US equivalent I’ve found to Best of the Worst: Italy.

    • EzGoingKev says:

      CT drivers suck ass.

  17. Dellis says:

    Blackberry Beer Breakfast Muffins

    Yield: Makes 12 muffins

    Ingredients

    2 cups flour
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp baking powder
    1 tsp baking soda
    1?2 tsp salt
    1 egg
    5 tbs butter, melted
    1/3 cup sour cream
    2/3 cup pale ale
    2 cups frozen blackberries
    ½ cup brown sugar, packed
    ½ cup oats

    Directions

    Preheat oven to 350.
    In a large bowl stir together the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
    Make a well in the dry ingredients, add the egg, melted butter, sour cream and beer. Stir until combined. Stir in the blackberries.
    Spoon into muffin tins until each well is about 2/3 full. Sprinkle each muffin with brown sugar and oats.
    Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 minutes (baking time will be less if you use unfrozen blackberries).

  18. Tom says:

    Paul is dead, I am the Walrus!

  19. Jose says:

    I love lamp…

  20. Chris says:

    potato

  21. straps says:

    Trump/Disick ’16.

    Reality-based economics.

  22. Reeky says:

    I’m Ron Burgundy?

  23. WOK1 says:

    This site needs more ads and gifs

  24. rob371 says:

    Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
    for President 2016!

  25. SShink says:

    I like pudding.

  26. AlexC says:

    Only the police and military should have guns.

    The military should just get over itself and adopt Brookwood. Seals can keep on using CADPAT Arid.

    .40 Cal is superior in every way to 9mm and .45

    UCP should be kept as the new Dress Uniform in combination with PT shorts.

    The new army carbine should be a CETME in .300.

    Did I miss anything?

    God bless america.

    • AlexB says:

      Only a Communist would say something that goes against the 2nd Amendment then say God Bless America… Now go punch yourself in the face 500 times and repeat I AM A DOUCHE over and over and over….

      • Craig says:

        Yea, what he said.

        • BB says:

          @AlexC
          I wholeheartedly disagree with your first four points and just plain disagree with your fifth. I do however agree with your last point and with AlexB and Craig…

  27. Dan says:

    I have more Magpuls than all my friends

  28. Mac says:

    This one time at band camp…

  29. Francis says:

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh!

  30. SGT Rock says:

    Hey,

    I just got an email from a lawyer in Africa about a person with my last name who has $14 million dollars and was killed recently. He says I’m a distant relative and that I need to send him my info so he can send me the money. Anyways, I’ve sent him the info and can’t wait to be a millionaire!!!

  31. Ex Coelis says:

    Guano…

  32. Francis says:

    What do you call a masseuse who hates women?

    A (massage)ynist!

  33. Dellis says:

    Hillary eats bat guano ^^^

  34. Russ says:

    Have you ever cleaned your dogs anal gland.

  35. Rugrash says:

    all your bases are belong to us!!!

  36. Larry says:

    Pedro for President!

  37. Francis says:

    A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”

    The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”

    “Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”

    The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”

    On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

    The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”

  38. The Stig says:

    1) I don’t think dress/ceremonial uniforms should exist.

    2) I don’t think SSI-FWTS (combat patches) should exist anymore either.

    3) I definitely don’t think regimental crests should be a thing anymore, but it’s moot if #1 happened.

    4) Either the flag on the right shoulder goes, or the U.S.Army above the left pocket goes. I vote for the later. The flag is more indicative of who we are really serving.

    5) They should get rid of the zipper on the ACU coat and replace it with buttons.

    6) They should just adopt Multicam instead of Scorpian.

    7) Anything in UCP should be burned. By law.

    8) OCS should be the only commissioning source, and all officers should have to serve as enlisted first.

    That’s all the sacred cows I can slaughter for now.

  39. T.H says:

    Whoever just bought 20,000 yards of 2″ coyote brown elastic webbing, would you please send me some??? And for the love of all that is good, what are you making with all that?

  40. J.B. says:

    Bergdahl will be charged

    • SSD says:

      The most serious thing posted all day.

    • Mike Nomad says:

      And I’ll bet he gets a bust to E-1, Dishonorable Discharge, and 1 year in Slam.

      • straps says:

        I’m thinking credit for time served in Terry’s custody.

        Or, depending on how things pan out in NOV ’16…

        He’ll walk a saber arch with Chelsea Manning.

        • Mike Nomad says:

          Originally, I was thinking your way re: Time Served. However, I think there is going to be a feeling that they have to give him a little time, because of how bad “they” fucked up on the Kill Team sentencing.

          Either way, Bergdahl won’t get a heavy sentence. The guy is merely a scumbag, and you don’t make scumbags martyrs…

          • J.B. says:

            he will received a less than honorable discharge, reduction in rank to E-1, and in six months to a year and can apply for an honorable. Within two years he will be enrolled as a full time student using all of his Post 9-11 GI Bill benefits

            • J.B. says:

              or better yet, convicted, headed to Leavenworth and pardon as Obama exits the White House

  41. Mike Nomad says:

    Amorica, no redactions.

  42. Dellis says:

    Things we hate…..

    – The lady in the 10 items or less isle with 28 items

    – The idiot who waits until the very last orange road cone to merge into traffic

    – The fat guy who gets a triple-triple burger, large fries, brownie and a DIET COKE.

    – The perfectly healthy teenager who parks in the handicap because they’ll “Just be a minute!”

    And yours?….

    • Caleb says:

      Actually waiting to merge until the lane is closing is better for everyone: http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

      • mike says:

        except no. if everyone zippered before the end of their options than no would would have a problem.

        when everyone else is queuing up and someone drives past all of that to cut over at the last second the zipper merge falls apart. if it wasn’t for people dropping into the closing lane and racing in front of everyone we might be okay there, but human nature will not allow for this to end.

    • JB says:

      – Dudes in the industry selling themselves as super expert uber badass gunfighters……and their last and only deployment was 8+ years ago, or they got out just as shit was getting real……

      • Dellis says:

        Or the Stolen Valor crowd

      • redbeard33 says:

        Or people that think that because they recently deployed with a unit smaller than an ODA are a SME on anything tactical or are in fact a super badass gunfighter.

  43. ScottyC says:

    Green jello makes my foot itch!!!

  44. BillC says:

    I like turtles.

  45. reverend says:

    Redneck Mirmosas:
    1 teaspoon of Tang orange breakfast drink
    1 can of ICE COLD Pabst Blue Ribbon/Schlitz.

    Put the teaspoon in a glass, pour the beer. The foam mixes it. Viola!

  46. FLC says:

    A traveling Sales-man rings a door bell.
    Little Jonny comes to the door with a Cigar in his mouth a glass of scotch in his hand. (the Salse-man can see a scantily clad young woman on the couch.)
    The Salseman askes little Jonny “YOUNG MAN, Is you mother at home?”
    Little Jonny says: What the Fv@k do you think!

  47. Gavin D says:

    I’m not a doctor, but… I play one on TV.

  48. Stash D says:

    Never go full retard. Drink booty sweat.

  49. LunchboxActual says:

    Hillary 2016

  50. Jody says:

    Eating taco bell and drinking 15 zimas will make you wake up next to a fat chick covered in diarrhea.

    • Dellis says:

      Mom?

    • Fury says:

      My wife and I were just talking about this earlier at breakfast. I said “did you know that eating taco bell and drinking 15 zimas would make me wake up next to a fat chick covered in diarrhea”?

      • Ed says:

        And my wife responded “Do you have any firsthand experience with this, besides with me?”