Thread Hijacking – …A thread hijacking occurs when one or more individuals commenting on the original posting, go off topic, creating a separate conversation. This is rude, and bad internet etiquette…
Here on SSD, commentors have been doing a bit of thread hijacking recently, and while we appreciate active discussion, we’d prefer it would stay on topic. So, in an effort to alleviate this, here you go, here’s your chance to say whatever you want; let it all out in the comments section.
“I recruited him. I trained him. I commanded him in Vietnam for three years. I guess that makes him mine.”
This is really great and should happen more often!
Those aren’t pillows!!
So I got three free tickets to a minor league baseball game, and I took my Dad and little bro along. Turns out the theme of the game was superheroes (complete with free comic books).
So a group of dressed up fans walk by, one as Bane. My dad asks with a confused voice and straight face “Why the hell is that guy wearing a jockstrap over his head?”
True story! That is all.
REAAAAAAAAAALY wish arc’teryx would bring back the rho ltw long toque. I loved that hat…
So Obama dies and goes to hell. The devil is showing him around the place and takes him to a spot where he must sledge hammer a rock that always grows back.
Obama says, “I can’t do that for all eternity. My shoulder was put out from all those golf games!”
The devil then takes Obama to an area where Ted Kennedy jumps off a dock into the water.
Obama says, ” I’m not a very strong swimmer. I can’t be doing this.”
So the devil takes Obama to a room where he sees Monica Lewinsky tied down and bent over a log. Bill Clinton is behind her pumping away.
Obama says, I can do that….ya I’m good with that!
The devil then says, “Ok Monica, you’re free to go”
Spoon
What are we talking about at SSD today…
They should NEVER have cancelled Batman! C’mon SSD… Get them to bring it back.
Maybe replace the old Bat Belt with a nice Multicam Battle Belt!
It would have to be a PT belt. Safety is of the utmost importance. When fighting crime, Robin.
* Remove the period. My phone hates me.
The Airforce has stopped using them, but they would look campy enough for the show…
http://archive.armytimes.com/article/20140120/NEWS07/301200036/PT-belt-axed-Air-Force-should-Army-follow-
Do you sell hubcaps for a ’72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
Elmer T. Lee Bourbon get released again this month – – That it all….
You’re at your most vulnerable when on the pooper. Always bathroom carry.
In the midnight hour , she cried more… more… more.
They also said that artificial sweeteners were safe, WMDs were in Iraq and Anna Nicole married for love.
Does it come in multicam…?
What’s up with Dinosaurs?
Conspiracy Theorist – one who questions the statement of known liars
OK, my last random off topic addition. This is a confession of sorts….Hey Jeff, your girlfriend in 11th grade reached under the table while we all had dinner that New Years and….
I am sorry. And yes I would allow her to do it all over again.
I am a Nigerian prince and SSD has inherited over $20 million USD.
in order 2 facilitate the transacation with your bank here in Lagos i will need an up front sum of $15,000 USD to secure the transaction
thank you
nigerian prince
I get ALL of your emails.
NSA?
Everything on here is too expensive because I can’t afford it. Gaston Glock isn’t worth the sweat off John Moses Browning’s balls. And if someone tells you they like brussel sprouts… well… that’s a lie.
I must really need help because this is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
I disappointed in you guys. All these posts and not one of them about The Walking Dead? Anyone looking forward to the 90-min season 5 ending?
I did not mention anything about the show because I work in a senior residence…I live the show daily!
“Miss Jolowski, you dropped your teeth in the punch bowl…….again”
“The Aristocrats!”
For the win
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Ok weird question. I was reading the nra website. And either they are trying to cause another buying frenzy. It said that the ATF is going after all 223 & 556 ammo. Is this true or a lie? Also it said that the indiana government was trying to pass a law making SBR’s legal. They have been. So that’s the reason for this question.
Theyre going after all the 5.56.
You better go online and start ordering while you can! I got inside information from infowars.
IN BEFORE THE LOCK!
Bring back the M14! and the 1911!
So while the USAF is busy fucking itself out of the CAS role by treating their A-10 pilots to career ending sandpaper reacharounds. Here’s what I think will happen, ground troops (SOF initially, jarheads after, big green last) will soon be individually issued handheld drones each capable of ‘flying’ (via attached visible and IR cameras) a single hand grenade-equivalent munition at least 1000M to target with only their iphone and a LOS UHF radio. Done right, a fire squad could carry an organic capability equivalent to an A-10 run or two.
Imagine our troops get caught in a firefight, 40+ drones launch to 200M and hover over the friendlies, then one at a time the drones dive bomb enemy positions and go boom. Hell I’d put a led strobe on the drones just so the bad guys can watch then come in and kill their buddies. maybe add a pants-shitting-terminal-phase-whistle on them too… and since the drones have a bit of reach, we can take out their technicals and their short-bus ride home while they watch. Soon enough brian williams will be able to report that the enemy surrendered to his press team en-mass when the wind blew a few floating leds hanging below dollar-store mylar helium balloons their way…
Anyway, clinging to A-10 vs. fighter/light bomber platforms for CAS in today’s “drone age” is about the same as clinging to a Greek phalanx formation for fighting tanks.
This post will be back due to popular demand.
something something something, Danger Zone.
But did you finish your Gat 2.0 survey?
So, a Squid and Jarhead walk into a bar in Phuket and …
Never go Full Retard. Except, if you’re in Politics.