Unfortunately, this is real.
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Seems legit….
Basic Training is going to be…..interesting.
…cause nuthin says delta like a skull with a beret and a standard M-4 with an ACOG, a broomstick, and regular hand guards…. Oh yeah and a GIANT tattoo of said things on your back.
Kind of like “no regarts”
Know how I know he’s gay?
He’s gonna get loved, tenderly.
Look at all the back fat, no way this guy is SF.
I know several Unit guys, they all have that one. I don’t see the big deal.
Oh my fucking…. wow.. I bet ya hes not even in the Army…
Even worse if he’s joining the Marines… (note the USMC flag in the background).
Does he work in a 7/11?
His back hair will probably that right up…..
I hope.
You hope alcohol was somehow involved, although I doubt it.
If that’s a recruiting office I’ve got $10 says he’s not even qualified for the most basic job. “How many times have you been arrested?” “Oh damn, let me think.”
Had a guy who was like, ” I’ve got some skills you might find useful”. Turns out those skills were burglary, attempted murder and a few other bits of awesomeness.
Do you even operate, Bro?
He wore multicam on a first date! Woke up that morning with 50 lbs of bacon sitting on his mother effing chest. Bitch I operate.
I’m sure it’s a cover up of a NS Trident, I bets he is in BUDS now, because he looks very buoyant.
Better than a sports organization tattoo.
Reminds me of seeing a couple(!) of German soldiers in Afghanistan with… Mexican gang tattoos. Apparently that’s a thing if you are planning to never ever ever visit much of the US.
Ja, ja, zhe German tactical hipster look. I bet the gangsta-tattos were combined with tacticool beards as well as parted long hair 😉
He looks to be in an S-6 shop or something.
Sigh. I know we ain’t rocket surgeons or brain scientists, but every once in a while a REAL genius shows himself… Sigh.
“Dude! What’s mine say?”
LOL
SWEET! What does mine say?
I’m not sure what the big deal is. That’s just his airsoft team logo. They’re called the DELTA Marine JSOC Raider SEALS Ranger Battalion.
I bet he killed Bin Laden…
Guys, everybody knows you are supposed to write your goals down…
Seems legit… wait, that beret has no flash, it’s a ruse, he’s fucking Megaforce, but I’ve said too much…
Best comment. Bahaha.
Ixnay on the Egaforcemay.
But I think you’re onto something here.
Is that Angron?
Anyone see a vest in the background capable of holding” 10-12 m14 mags across the bottom and then above those i’ll need shotgun shells, preferably the kind that gets strapped in a row with elastic. also i need it to be modular, so i could add some leg harnesses and a belt without any trouble. also some webbing on the back so i can strap stuff on in a pinch or add on to the vest later”
Clearly XXXXXX, but DEEDS NOT WORDS would’ve have been just too obvious.
Believe the key-word is in SSD’s caption is “Unfortunately”. As is “Unfortunately, when the Jihadis got a hold of this particular operator, he became the next rock-star in one of their videos”…. Decent enough tat(I guess) but have to wonder, in this man’s chosen stock & trade, does it actually pay to advertise?
Some Marines hate their lives and dream of more.
He may want to draw a sharpie outline of that reddening skin just to make sure it doesn’t start to spread.
Hey LOOK! Its Cory From Range Time he got a new tattoo! He must have got that at the new Tatto parlor called the Sandbox ink.
Yes!
I dunno, if it was Cory then why the skull and not “Two-Face”?
Ya never know…
I knew a guy with a similarly badly conceived tattoo. His buddies took him out on a night of binge drinking and debauchery to celebrate his finally getting a coveted Ranger School slot, and a deal with the re-enlistment guys to get him a slot at one of the Ranger Battalions when he came back from the school.
His buddies decided that it would be appropriate to have him all inked-up with a tab and a scroll on his shoulder. His right shoulder.
This happened considerably before 1989, and I think you can imagine how well the whole thing went over when he showed up at Ranger School…
Never understood the whole tattoo thing? and beards are particularly gay too!
That’s OK – puberty will hit soon, and you’ll begin to understand.
I bet this is at a USMC recruiting office, and he is enlisting.
Is it me or is this idiot’s right side back and lower neck filthy? Maybe the lighting, but looks pretty scuzzy.
That happens when the artist doesn’t do 100% clean up, it’s probaby ink that got wiped to the side.
The arm tattoos appear to be new as well.
Matt
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Looks like he is at a recruiter’s office and they are taking a picture for his enlistment package.
Does anyone else notice how the M4 on the backside looks more like a HiPoint with a stock on it?
Is this perhaps a pre-op pic of Bradley “Chelsea” Manning??
shit’ll buff out
“Damn, that was one hell of a night out. 1stSgt warned us about drinking and tattoos. I wish I had listened to that libo safety brief!”
Why do all the fatty’s and nerds do this crap. Their general appearance and lack of fitness are always the giveaway.
“Don’t be that guy. Yeah never mind.”