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This M-Lok Craze Has Gotten Way Out Of Hand

M-Lok has become so popular it seems like they’ve added it to everything.

Reader RJ claims he was innocently perusing Amazon when he found this.

30 Responses to “This M-Lok Craze Has Gotten Way Out Of Hand”

  1. Ivan says:

    Vertical. Grip. Attachment point is under the balls?

  2. Sardo Numspa says:

    I’m assuming Mark LaRue followed by dick has been searched so much that it was bound to happen 🙂

  3. JB says:

    Didn’t believe it until I searched and scrolled. Wow, just wow lmao

  4. Doc Ras says:

    Q. Is the TAC-SAC a foregrip?
    A. While the TAC-SAC is intended for purely decorative purposes, you must understand your local laws to know if it constitutes a vertical foregrip. This is where we yell at you again: IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO KNOW THE LAWS IN YOUR STATE, COUNTY, AND CITY AND TO COMPLY WITH THEM. If you can’t legally use them, don’t.

  5. Gerard says:

    Is item #3 actually meant for an AR? Maybe if you own an AR and live in San Francisco…

    • mike says:

      > own an AR
      > live in SanFran

      Sounds terrible any way you slice it.

      • Gerard says:

        If you live in that city with an AR you really are a member of an opressed minority group

        • straps says:

          If such a thing is possible, I live in a city NEAR SF that’s even MORE hostile to armed citizens (one that’s tried–unsuccessfully–to impose Chicago-style gun control).

          And yes, I flip their BS script back on them when they get all judgy toward me. As a NorCal-based serving straight white male who’s married to an educator, I KNOW what it’s like to be a minority, and I hear my fill of the “language of the aggrieved.”

          And when that fails, I’ll fling PCHSport M-LOK “accessories” at them. It’s probably just what they need…

  6. Blake Slamson says:

    Amazon, much likes Google, relies a lot on data aggregation.

    In other words: it uses your web searches, purchase history, Facebook likes, email contents, affinities, etc to suggest products that are specifically relevant to you.

    Chances are, this was just a custom-tailored suggestion relevant to RJ’s interests: guns and large plastic veiny dicks.

    PS: I appreciate the lapsus: “innocently perusing Anazon”. An (un?)intentional combination of “anal” and “Amazon”?

  7. BillJ says:

    Part of the Texas A&M cocks not Glocks campaign.

  8. Paul says:

    We ain’t gonna judge, RJ. It’s 2016.

  9. jim says:

    Uh…yeah, hate to break it to yall, but having just run that search and found no dicks, I’m just going to judge you people about your browsing habits. Clearly all the “chick’s with dicks” image searches are affecting your meta data files…

    • SSD says:

      Found it on page three. Maybe my page 3 habits are shining through.

      • Jack says:

        Second entry on page 4 for me. Well behind the larue clips.

      • jim says:

        Well, I guess reading this post and typing “chick’s with dicks” in the comments screwed up my meta data…looked again, and it’s on page four now. Thanks SSD.

  10. Chuck says:

    It’s only an SBR if you shoulder it.

  11. Jasper says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “vertical foregrip”.

  12. JKifer says:

    MMmmmmm……peenniisssss

  13. Sierra Charlie says:

    BUIS or no BUIS…

  14. Sierra Charlie says:

    You’ll poke your eye out kid.

  15. Dellis says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun….”

  16. Does that now need to be registered with the Feds?

  17. Paul says:

    Please label these kind of things as NSFW. Thank you.

  18. straps says:

    My funny data aggregation algorithm story:

    I support a headquarters element in a large organization that’s fiercely protective of its public image. Our URLs, content and meta data have the term “HQ” all over the place.

    When our IT staff estimated the cost (staff, hardware, bandwidth) to serve video inside the enterprise, executive leadership balked and directed us to establish a YouTube channel. This Youtube Channel has “HQ” pretty much everywhere in the content and meta data.

    There’s a Youtube channel called H_Q_e_v_e_n_t_s (no underscores). Their content is NOTHING like ours. It may be the most explicit content allowed on Youtube. Don’t go there on a platform your boss or children monitor. Especially don’t go there while logged on to any Google services.

    But I digress. A notoriously stuffy SVP showed one of our videos to an equally staid and stodgy audience. After the video concluded, Google loaded up a batch of suggested content. From H_Q_e_v_e_n_t_s. A few laughs, a few snickers. Mostly gasps.

    IT got their funding.

    The End.

  19. kingof9x says:

    Your search results must be tailored to you based on your search history because when I search for “mlok rail” I get m-lok stuff and extr large condoms.