I Think We Can Circle X That Blinker Fluid Leak If You Just Top It Off

28 Responses to “I Think We Can Circle X That Blinker Fluid Leak If You Just Top It Off”

  1. jbgleason says:

    Go ahead and change those diesel spark plugs while you are in there.

  2. Geoff says:

    Got any of that horn gas?

  3. Billiam says:

    Here’s a ball-peen hammer and a piece of chalk, go find the soft spots in the armor. After that, bring me the keys to Sicily DZ, an M203 blank adapter, and a box of canopy lights. Don’t forget to go up to Brigade, it’s our battalion’s turn to feed the Falcon — ask the SDNCO where the Falcon food is.

    • Evil Nadman says:

      Ahh another Falcon in the house. I don’t know how many White Falcons had to feed the falcon wearing concertina wire gloves and ESS goggles.

    • Patrick Hash says:

      as a previous commander in the white falcons, I consider it my crowning achievement to have orchestrated jumping into clean sweep on Sicily drop zone with rakes and shovels in our M1950 weapon cases.

  4. Vince says:

    And while you’re at it, go get me a Bravo Alpha 1100-N with the ST ring. Then ask the Staff Duty where the PRC-E6 is.

  5. Billiam says:

    Also a box of grid squares, a left-handed crescent wrench from the motor pool, and a board stretcher from the engineers.

  6. Jasper says:

    Staff SGT wants a roll of flight line. Go ask the pilots in the Officers’ Mess if they have any left over.

  7. Strike-Hold says:

    Some Riser Grease will take care of that…

  8. Jon says:

    Now get me an extra ACOG battery for each man.

  9. Ash says:

    Check channel India Delta Ten Tango for see if it is still passing data.

  10. Billiam says:

    We’re jumping AWADS tonight — make sure you ask the riggers for the Gore-tex chutes when you draw them.

  11. SGT Rock says:

    The 1SG needs some chemlight batteries and a can of squelch. Oh, I almost forgot, make sure you go down to the flight line and ask the Flight OPS CW4/CW5 for some prop wash too.

  12. Will says:

    You’re all forgetting these requests need to be filled out on form ID10T……..

  13. SloppyJoe says:

    Go get the MK19 spare barrels, they are in the connex.

  14. chuck says:

    don’t forget the prop wash with the roll of flight line…useless without it.

  15. elliot says:

    I hear you can use 7-ton brake fluid as a temporary substitute.

  16. Rockhammer says:

    We could clean that up but our squeegee is too dull. We need a squeegee sharpener.

  17. Hubb says:

    Go to the Tool Crib and get the keys to start the jet…and when you are done with that go to Linen Exchange and swap out your mattress.

  18. Airborne_fister says:

    Dang privates. Now they have to go to SDNCO and fill out an ID10T report for the wasted blinker fluid. But at least the muffler bearings are still working properly.

  19. James says:

    Also might want to take a bag of engine exhaust to get tested while you’re there getting the blinker fluid.

  20. Chuck says:

    You spilled your tang…

  21. Miclo18d says:

    M-60/240 speed loader, where did we put that? Down in supply with the box of grid squares and the 90mm/Gustav backblast bags.

    Used IR smoke until I actually saw some! How about that?

  22. Damon says:

    Might as well get up there to jump up and down to test the suspension.

  23. VictorVector says:

    Have you finished collecting the EMHO reports yet? (It’s an MI thing)

  24. Hubb says:

    Go get a ladder and a Radiation Barrier so we can do a Radar Reflectivity Check.

  25. 10thMountainMan says:

    Also with the weather cooling down you’ll need to ask the motor sergeant for a tank of winter air for the tires.

  26. Disco says:

    Ask Looey if he knows where his straight line azimuth is. I think it’s missing.