Shhh, I Smell Something From THYRM

Sunnyvale, CA — “Gozer the Traveler; he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldrenai, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb. Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Slor! Many Shrubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day I can tell you.”
-Louis Tully (Keymaster of Gozer)

If you are a dealer or media rep., you’ll want to track down the THYRM folks at SHOT this year and get the hook up on their new morale patch in addition to finding out about their new products for 2017.

The Vinz Clortho patch is truly the Keymaster, with an included covert handcuff key hidden inside a slit in the velcro and room for a house key if you’d rather go that way.

Dealers: [email protected]
Media: [email protected]

Not attending SHOT? You just might be able to find the patch at www.THYRM.com while supplies last.

Yes, have some! 


7 Responses to “Shhh, I Smell Something From THYRM”

  1. Mike says:

    Okay, who brought the dog.

  2. Mike says:

    OK, who brought the dog?

  3. Ab5olut3zero says:


  4. Mike says:

    Was it a bear or a cougar? Or was that Sigourney?

  5. Riastradh says:

    Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I’ve got a Milk-Bone…

  6. Mark says:

    Yes, have some.

  7. Whit says:

    Where’s the gatekeeper?