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Because we don’t lose enough tools already

From my friend and inspiration, Tom Fuller.

10 Responses to “Because we don’t lose enough tools already”

  1. JKifer says:

    ya…this is a bad idea… much like the mini Maglite in woodland, I thought I was real cool with that one till it fell off of my LCE in Kentucky somewhere, and the camo worked..dammit..

    • Jester says:

      Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was attending a course at the Rascon School of Combat Medicine at Fort Campbell and found a camo maglite laying on the ground?

      Or maybe it was the one time I was at Zussman on Fort Knox, I don’t remember. Anyway it looked like it had just fell off somebody’s kit and laid there.

      • JKifer says:

        oh ya bastard… not like I haven’t claimed my fair share of the five finger discounts… karma’s a biotch eh..

  2. Gotta sell camo lanyards with em :p

  3. jjj0309 says:

    For what purpose?

  4. Strike-Hold says:

    Actually, as that camo is designed to mimic tree braches and leaves several feet up from the ground, those tools will stand out pretty well if dropped on the ground. 😉

    Still a pretty dumb idea though – but I bet the same folks that buy Real Tree curtains and lingerie will buy these too…

    • Jon says:

      This is exactly it. My GF’s ex and parents have whole bedspreads in mossy oak (note, only one of them has really been a hunter and this isn’t a bunk house where that would be cool)…it’s like the mossy oak couch you find at bass pro- it’s made because someone will buy it.

      What’s next is these tools in multi-cam or Kryptek…gotta make that money of Joe.

  5. Stefan S. says:

    The old adage…Suckers are born every minute.

  6. bloke_from_ohio says:

    It is like redneck Vera-Bradly. I prefer my tools be shiny and or day glow orange.