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Absolute Truth In Advertising

As seen on Instagram…

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14 Responses to “Absolute Truth In Advertising”

  1. Marcus says:
    July 28, 2019 at 00:09

    To be fair, how else do you sell a $1,500.00 Glock? With unicorns and puppies?

    I think not.

  2. Alex says:
    July 28, 2019 at 00:18

    Well, at least they’re being honest with themselves. lol

  3. Vagrant says:
    July 28, 2019 at 01:23

    First world problems

  4. Stefan S. says:
    July 28, 2019 at 01:51

    A fool and his money..You know the rest. Fanboys and Mall Ninja’s.

    • george says:
      July 29, 2019 at 12:16

      This x10, a lot of companies with severely overpriced products survive like this.

      Someone should tell Taran that he would get more respect if he took the weight loss challenge like Vickers. All I imagine now is him fighting his way through steel targets to make sure he can get to MCD’s quick enough.

  5. Amer-Rican says:
    July 28, 2019 at 02:25

    WINNING never goes out of style! God Bless America!

  6. Phil says:
    July 28, 2019 at 02:49

    Not interested in the John Wick guns, but the self-deprecation makes me want to buy a few more mag extensions, hilarious

  7. COL(R)REMF says:
    July 28, 2019 at 04:08

    Sorry for my confusion, but is the Taran response some Ernst Stavro Blofeld reference, that only someone over 50 would understand? If so, super cool, if not, I apologize for the display of my early-onset dementia.

  8. james says:
    July 28, 2019 at 15:14

    Gay glocks. There are a lot of gays out there. Is it legal to say gays?

    • SamHill says:
      July 29, 2019 at 05:05

      Currently, I believe so. Eventually google will alter the meaning for future generations to mean “awesome” or something like it.

    • Mike says:
      July 29, 2019 at 16:45

      it seems like he would be using less T&A and more muscular dudes if he was marketing to the gays…