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Canadian Military Seeks Easter Island Targets

I know it’s not nice to make fun, but come on, this is just begging for it.

Canadian solicitation number W0142-21X003/A, for “Target Mannequins” is pretty extensive. But on Page 26, they used the drawing above to depict the targets they are looking to buy. For a second I thought they were trying to depict a guy using on of those toilet stools to gain some leverage.

But after a quick discussion we came to the general consensus that it was the Easter Island-style Ma’oi Targets they were after.

7 Responses to “Canadian Military Seeks Easter Island Targets”

  1. Ha, someone needs to make this happen, I mean look how well NO STEP ON SNEK did

  2. SShink says:

    Such a travesty to humanity, that Canada wants to destroy Easter Island !

  3. Ed says:

    Wasn’t that a GI JOE episode back in the day?