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Ask SSD – What’s The Goofiest Emails You’ve Received?

Dear SSD,

I know you occasionally share on Facebook whacky emails you receive from readers. What’s the goofiest?

A Friend

Well Friend, this one isn’t the goofiest, but it’s up there. It came in about a year ago.

SSD

6 Responses to “Ask SSD – What’s The Goofiest Emails You’ve Received?”

  1. Robert says:

    Love the drama queen last line. I’ll bet this champ tries to extort free meals from restaurants via Yelp reviews.

  2. I will never visit this site again until you show me where to find the comment section hidden under all those adds!!!1!

  3. Jack Griffin says:

    Your problem: instead of “An Industry Daily” you need “This Is A Blog.”

    I’m just confused about how people think Soldier Systems is a web store. It’s clearly a blog, in blog format, with blog content. There is no cart, no SKUs, prices are mentioned only occasionally, all links go to other sites and there are articles on things that most people can’t/won’t buy, like rocket launchers and maternity flight suits and new PT tests.

    Heck, I had to go to Tactical Distributors to get some KCRF pint glasses.

    Lightbulb: I wonder if GoDaddy has “SoldierSystems.buy” available.

  4. Todd says:

    Big oof.

  5. Ex Coelis says:

    Res ipsa loquitur or Let a moron be moron..