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SOCOM Announces New MRE Menu
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Sounds great! What, pray tell, is in Menu 1?
TLB
Ham and Chicken Loaf
No one said they were all going to be winners
5 fingers of death! Or the other nickname I shall not post.
Speed and Ladies of Negotiable Affection. Menu 3 is Nails and Diesel.
Obviously SOCOM takes their missions and their mission-support very seriously. As such, they’re now equipping their Operators a new post-mission ‘Party pack’! Hope the Scotch is single malt and the cigars are Cuban… After all, these boys deserve THE very best!!
Dream on kids. They’re going to use up those surplus ham and Lima bean C-rats if it kills you.
Scotch and Cigars is only missing the porn and hookers to bribe local tribal chiefs when “advising”.
Or does the porn come on thumbsdrives and you have to buy the hookers with cash?
That comes in Menu# 3, cant have too much awesome in one single MRE
At last, user feedback does change horrible things.
It still better come with jalapeno cheese spread.
winner of the internet – 4/18/19
looks better than the cigarette butt and ash can MRE I had the other day.
Perhaps is it possible to develop a MINI-MRE-Version for the Sere-Modul…
They have one already; A cigar dipped in Scotch.
it will be Wal-Mart scotch and unbranded cigars. We know the military spends money for the very best.
Perfect after a day of taking out jihadis!!
Damn, I got out at the wrong time.