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An Idea Whose Time Has Come?
AKA “Over the Beach” Crocs
This has been out for at least 3 weeks, and you just now saw it? Ok.
No, I just now posted it. Lots of other stuff way more important kept bumping it. It pleases me to see you are upset that of the 29,000 articles on the website, this is the one that triggered you.
I love this place.
Damn. Didn’t trigger me, but it sure triggered you. Butthurt salve is on aisle 3. Next to the tampons.
Haha! The old “you didn’t trigger me, I triggered you” defense. You were triggered and everyone saw the bitch leak out of you Karen, or Eugene, or whatever your name is.
Lighten up Francis!
…..or is it Francine??? 😉 GROW THE FUCK UP!
Old MAN Out!
Seriously..? Why the fuck do you even come to SSD…
Coming soon to a parallel universe near you:
Eugene’s Soldier Systems: getting WTF new releases of Crocs foot ware to you BEFORE SSD!
Soon to be seen at a RPTC Det near you….
Goddamn auto correct. ROTC Det. A half funny joke now even less funny.
Are they Berry compliant and do they have a NSN??? Those tactical drain holes would make post SDV rides so much more comfortable..
Much better than the current
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.inputmag.com/style/beams-crocs-tactical-collaboration/amp
Hahahahahaha… hilarious… think they’re jump compatible?
Do you wear these with, or without, socks?
With, if you’re German (socks must be black).
Damn. Now my CSM will know when I’m wearing my white socks.
The true goal. Those , sneaky CSMs….
Combat Birkenstocks are more german
-approved in the blackops on the bitches ehm beaches of Mallorca with white socks, of course!
But Birkenstock dont produces classic sandal-style boots just clasic non-military footwer….
a little starteer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQRkR7DFa3w
a “step further:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FihD7DQBXQM
and the modern upcycling version for the ones,who really go deep undercover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LilhuoMFxv8
Roofers wear itradionelly shoes with( old) tire solesin Germany:
Dachdeckerschuhe!
Put a Panama sole on these mothers and you got a perfect pair of jungle boots!
I’m feeling sparky enough with some projects that I might just make them for giggles. Of course, I’ll need to add some ballistics material to protect my toes from my dance partners.
It may sounds almost, alittle bit crazy
Molle-Soles!
Think of the possiibilities:
Kneading dough on the walk…and massaging your footsoles at the same time..
then for the dark ops deparment “Rosa-Klebb”-soles
and all around the boots Molle for other equipment..an oven,may a bit difficult
but on the other side
when i read Nnavy-Seals took fridge-sized nukes to (HALO?)jumps from planes tethered to their feet
..in the good old days according to Richard Marchinko-pre miniturarisation-age!
And some people think, the quarantine is mind-devastating-idiotz
The next level of tacticool-mission-adaptibel
😉