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You’ve Been Warned

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Today, since it’s a day off for most of you, go to the store and purchase a box of Depends undergarments. Each morning, before you open SSD, put them on. We aren’t going to be responsible if you don’t.

Over the next week we are going to show you several things that are going to make you sh!t your pants. It’s that simple. The Soldier Systems industry needs to be prepared for several bowel shaking paradigm shifts. No hints or other teasers until each shocker is released.

Don’t forget to wear those undergarments and don’t read SSD while you’re driving, operating heavy machinery or in a meeting where sh!tting your pants will result in embarrassment or worse.

You’ve been warned.

Look for SSD at SHOT Show

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

As you know, we’ve never been big on bling. For us, it’s more about substance than symbolism. But, if you see us at SHOT Show, say “Hi” and score a sticker.

FYI

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

We don’t make or sell anything. We can’t give you a quote for a procurement, we can’t facilitate your return, we can’t answer questions about your order or various products that we don’t sell.

All we do is news. 24/7…365

Happy New Year

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

SSD runs off of GMT and its 2012 at ZULU. Happy New Year to all of our readers!

You Can’t Run From The Internet

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Industry Professionals, please go to the link below and read the whole story of a “PR Professional” in the computer gaming industry who went full retard in a series of emails that garnered him the attention of several websites. End result, bad for said “PR Professional.” Once he realized how screwed he was, and begged for it to stop, he was informed that it was too late; the internet had the story.

kotaku.com/5871235/controller-company-berates-customers-penny-arcade-bring-popcorn

This is the age we live in. Think about what you say. I learned this lesson in the military. Once you send that email, it’s in the wild and there’s no calling it back.

Post something really dumb on a forum? Well, you might be able to go back and cover your tracks and get away with it once in awhile. But if you’re a REAL toolbag, you’ve made yourself some enemies and they lie in wait for you to show your ass and then copy it before your brain kicks in. Then, they’ve got you twice. Once for being a jerk and the second time for being a sneaky jerk and deleting it.

I know people who have whole email archives of email from others in industry implicating them in all manner of evils. They sit in wait for when alliances shift.

So, don’t do it. Smile at your detractors. Laugh behind their backs, in person if possible. Backhanded compliments are your friend. Offer them liberally. Tell your off-color jokes on-on-one. But don’t send an email telling a customer that they are a chump for buying your product. You just never know where it will end up and who will pay attention.

12 Days of Christmas: Pay Close Attention…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Just because we’ve run one 12 Days of Tactical Christmas on a particular day doesn’t mean there won’t be others. Check back frequently…Soldier Systems Daily, BOLO Report, Tactical Fanboy. Who is to say there won’t be another contest of some kind later? You must remain flexible!

12 Days of Tactical Christmas – Keep Your Eyes Peeled

Monday, December 26th, 2011

It could happen at anytime on boloreport.com, soldiersystems.net, or tacticalfanboy.com. Check them regularly throughout the day. Entries will only be accepted each day for a limited time.

Merry Christmas to All!

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

We’d like to pass along our Christmas wishes to all of our family, friends, readers and in particular, our brothers and sisters in arms. No matter where you are serving, you are in our thoughts and prayers.