The Helinox Tactical Chairs I mentioned during last week’s Warrior Expo East are now available for order exclusively from Mystery Ranch.
MR honcho, Dana Gleason worked with the world renown aluminum wizards at DAC to refine a tactical version of their Helinox lightweight chair. He added a pair of side pockets as well as a Velcro patch on the back of the chair for ID. Offered in Black, Coyote, or Foliage, with Black collapsible chair frame.
www.mysteryranch.com/military/military-pack-accessories/helinox-tactical-chair
Tags: Helinox, Mystery Ranch
So let me get this straight. Its a “tactical” camp chair? A 90$ camp chair? With a velcro patch for ID? Well fuck me I’m sold. Only thing its missing are the rails for a multi function super ninja NC Star laser with 80x Billy Zane sniper scope with 25 color illuminated reticle? That’s tacticool too right? At least its offered in Coyote and Foliage. That way when I’m in the desert or the jungle I could blend in and no one could see me to make fun of the ninety fucking dollar chair I was sitting in…
Did you price it against a regular Helinox chair? No, you didn’t. If you did, you would realize that it’s the same price as a Helinox chair. You think you’re being all smart and cool but really, you just come off as a know nothing asshole.
He has a point. $90 camping chair.
I’d say that you obviously don’t buy camping chairs.