Velocity Systems

Violent Little Machine Shop – Imperial Express Morale Patch Set


In honor of ‘May the 4th’*, Violent Little Machine Shop is offering the Imperial Express morale patch set. Modeled after a certain credit card design, the Imperial Express patches feature four iconic Star Wars characters: Darth Vader, Boba Fett, C-3P0, and, everybody’s favorite Stormtrooper, TK-421.

3″ x 2″, PVC. Made in the USA.

* Get it? ‘May the 4th’ – May the Force. Ha ha ha.


11 Responses to “Violent Little Machine Shop – Imperial Express Morale Patch Set”

  1. ejb3 says:

    Who buys this stuff?

    • Riceball says:

      Star Wars fans.

    • Violent Little Machine Shop says:

      Nobody buys this stuff…not a soul…this is why Soldier Systems takes pity on us and posts for us all the time. We’ve been going out of business for the past 2 years, basically since the day we opened. We didn’t think we’d be able to do any less business than $0 on day one, but we continue to amaze ourselves at our lack of ability to understand the target market. We just keep hoping that the more stuff we release and the more people we hire (to sit around and think of things we can’t make money on), the faster we’ll go out of business. Hopefully this is achieved by year 10 so we can move onto other, less-profitable ventures that add even less value to people’s lives. -Out.

      • justacivie says:

        Fuck ejb3 keep up the good work. May I suggest a patch for the future from the movie They Live

        • “I’ve come to chew bubble gum and kick ass; I am all out of bubble gum . . .”

          Yes please!

          • reverend says:

            Heeeellll YEAH! I would LOVE to sport that “They Live” patch!!!

            • Haji says:

              The “bubble gum” may be a little obvious though. Maybe half the alien face though the lens of the Wayfarers. Harder to do, I’m sure…but this is VLMS we’re talking about.

          • justacivie says:

            Yes sir I just hope VLMS reads this and does it in PVC

      • Jon, OPT says:

        Follow on question, can you just send me cash? I suggest you hire someone to help you make the decision thus costing you even more money. That suggestion wasn’t free by the way VLMS.

      • Patrick says:

        Dammit! I just got my “Fredrick Fucking Chopin” patch a few days ago. If you didn’t want the money, I wish you would have told me. Here I am paying for the awesomeness you put out, and inadvertently keeping you in business despite your efforts to the contrary.