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Afghanistan Ski Patrol Patch by VLMS

Tuesday, February 27th, 2018

Violent Little Machine Shop’s Nate, explains the design:

I spent the majority of 2009 living in the mountains of Afghanistan. It was my second deployment there so I knew what the terrain was like, but this was my first winter. Everyday I looked up at the snow covered peaks surrounding us wishing I could go ski them. Unfortunately, once you left that front gate, people tried to kill you and I wasn’t really into the idea of a biathlon.

I guess the only thing better than skiing and shooting guns is if it’s alpine skiing and, instead of that wimpy .22 they use in the Olympics, it’s an M249. If we made that an Olympic sport, there’s no doubt in my mind that Thirty Seconds Out would win the gold for the USA.

To honor that thought, today we are introducing their Afghanistan Ski Patrol patch…

Get yours yours at

Violent Little + Thirty Seconds Out Combine To Create Stencil Tiger

Wednesday, November 15th, 2017

The minds behind Violent Little Machine Shop and Thirty Seconds Out have teamed up to introduce Stencil Tiger which offers paint stencils, specifically shaped like 30 round magazines. Customize your magazines with ease.


Violent Little Machine Shop – Diabeetus Morale Patch

Tuesday, September 5th, 2017


Violent Little Machine Shop’s latest patch is inspired by the Wilford Brimley Diabetes PSAs of years past. The patch is PVC, and hook backed – sized. 3.5″ x 2.8″.

“Cajun Navy” Charity Morale Patch – $18 of $20 of Each Patch Sale Donated To Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts

Wednesday, August 30th, 2017

Violent Little Machine Shop produced a run of 200, Limited Edition “Cajun Navy” Charity Morale Patches.

$18 of the $20 for the patch will be donated to support the relief efforts of those affected by Harvey.

Violent Little Machine Shop – Shark Week 2017 Limited Edition Morale Patch

Wednesday, July 19th, 2017

I’ll admit it, I’m jaded. A morale patch has to be pretty clever these days to impress me. This Shark Week design is pretty funny.

Even better, these 6″ x 3″, Velcro-backed patches are also glow-in-the-dark.

Introducing Violent Little Greeting Cards

Saturday, June 3rd, 2017

Somewhere in the mountains of Ketchum, Idaho, Violent Little Machine Shop is kind of pleased to announce their new business line: Violent Little Greeting Cards, which will be geared towards the military, tactical, and general scallywag communities. Finally, there are cards for the relationships you always wanted but could just never muster up the courage to develop on your own. We’ll help you get there…

The initial line consists of 13 painstakingly-designed cards to suit a variety of scenarios. All are printed in the United States of America on tastefully thick 14 pt. premium paper that just wants to caress the ink into a masterpiece of bullshit. Newly dubbed CEO, Oscar Sanchez, was excited about the new line: “I’m really not too sure about this new card thing. Honestly, it’s been kind of tough to get on board with the “vision”, but I’ve also got a boss… so it’s not like I’ve got a choice in the matter. I’ll push what he tells me to push.” He added, “I guess my head’s on the chopping block… I feel like I’m kind of in a “no win” situation, but oh well. I’ll start polishing up my resume. Anybody know if Black Rifle Coffee is hiring? I hear Stratton Oakmont has some good benefits.”

Violent Little Greeting Cards are the perfect way to tell your best friend to “fuck off”, make Mom feel kind of special on her special day, or just as a general “hello” to that fake friend you haven’t talked to since High School graduation that wrote “Seniors are the Best” in your yearbook and then you bumped into him at the Chik-fil-A he was assistant-managing and you felt guilty because you’re now a big time boss-hawg.

To order, go to Notes of “well wishes” can be sent to

TacJobs – Violent Little Machine Shop Seeks Warehouse Manager

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2017

We’re hiring for a new Warehouse Manager at our shop in Sun Valley, ID. It’s a jack-of-all-trades position. Chief duties include staying on top of inventory levels, fulfilling orders, running manufacturing equipment, drinking beer with us, implementing the terrorist attack emergency plan for the shop, taking care of business, crushing it, going on gambling trips to border towns in Nevada, slaying dragons, taking out the trash, keeping the riff raff out, thinking up f-ed up sh*t, serving as an official mascot, and all sorts of other stuff. This is a serious position. Attention to detail is a must. We’d love to find someone within our own community. Veterans are highly encouraged to apply. Email a resume and a meaningful cover letter to

VLMS – “People To Kill” Notebook 3-Pack

Wednesday, December 28th, 2016

What with SHOT Show, just around the corner, a pocket sized notebook is always handy to whip out during meeting to jot a few lines.

At 5.5″ x 3.5″ this is a smaller version of Violent Little Machine Shop’s popular “People To Kill” hardbacked notebook. These 40-page gems are lined, memo style and come in packs of three.