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Seems Legit


25 Responses to “Seems Legit”

  1. xpoqx says:

    So when is this going to standard kit? I know plenty of soldiers/reservists who despartlely need this. Why be Army Strong when you could be Army Slim, ahahaha.

  2. kris says:

    For the next time you have to pass tape!

  3. MidgasFan says:

    But, but it’s not reflective!

    • Patrick says:

      Yep, that’s the first clue that this thing is not legit. If it was the real deal, you can bet your ass it would be shiny yellow.

  4. AbnMedOps says:

    Once knew a very petite and shapely female E-7 who wore a tightly laced fetish-type corset under her BDU’s every day in garrison. She said. Didn’t see anything in AR 670-1 against it…

  5. Philip says:

    Standard dependapotamus issue.

    • Erik says:

      You sir, are incorrect. You are making the false assumption that the standard dependapotomus has any concern for their physical appearance when it is well documented that the only concern is for their sponsors rank.

  6. The Pig says:

    Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

  7. Geoff says:

    What? No comments from Marines? Come on guys. Here’s you opportunity to smack another Army softball out of the park.

    • T.H says:

      I was going to make a comment about there being a version made for The USMC… But your comment is even more suitable for the situation. ALTHOUGH I have noticed quite an increase in LARGE Marines walking around Oceanside recently…

  8. Gizmo says:

    I recognize that price tag well…need to go back to that store and see if I can find some discounted Leatherman tools!

  9. Riceball says:

    This was actually officially licensed by the US Army? Who was the genius who approved that one? Talk about sending the totally wrong message.

    • straps says:

      I’m willing to bet it was a civilian contractor. Probably one who never served.

      This is an example of the greensuiters on the brand development team being too hands-off.

      Why this, and not UCP “Army STRONG” prophylactic devices…

  10. lebowski says:

    perfect for that DA Photo! (sarcasm)

  11. Michael G says:

    They should have these standard at the DA photo office!

    • straps says:

      If you’re not bringing your own, you’re doing it wrong.

      Actually, though, a strip of double-stick and a couple binder clips (in skilled hands) will yield better results than any girdle.