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Jade Helm Happened And No One Was Oppressed

Yes, I know, your vigilance prevented all of the bad things from happening.

Thanks OP Tactical for the chuckle.


30 Responses to “Jade Helm Happened And No One Was Oppressed”

  1. bulldog76 says:

    but but martial law ,revolution ,a lot of pew pew …….

  2. Hyde says:

    Pics, or it didn’t happen.

  3. Bill says:

    No wonder my bids for the concentration camps copy machine service and toner cartridge contracts were returned. I thought was because I wasn’t a minority vendor.

    You can’t impose tyranny without an efficient, cost effective document reproduction system.

  4. Craig says:

    What? It was only an exercise? Well I guess that explains why I’m the only one sitting here in the local FEMA camp.

    The whole thing did make for some great comedy coming from the tin foil hat crowd though.

  5. Joe says:

    That’s just what they want you to believe SSD.

    • phil says:

      my fave:

      “SSD says:
      March 31, 2015 at 11:51

      Adam, after the exercise is over and it turns out the exercise was just that and not a cover for martial law, please send me an email with your address so I can send you a crow. Iā€™d like pictures of you eating it.”

      i’m really hoping the pics and recipe will be shared.

  6. mike says:

    I survived Jade Helm and all I got was this smirk

  7. Mark says:

    When do the hats and patches come out like we have here for Pineland/Robin Sage? šŸ˜‰

  8. Kaos-1 says:

    You know what really pisses me off is when people taking videos of the trains with military equipment and freak out about it. Obviously they don’t know what a railhead is and how we do things like , you know, “deploy”.

  9. Bman says:

    I personally thought they finally figured out the group that was responsible for killing Kennedy and were sending only our best to take it down in a very well organized campaign. I think 007 might have been involved as well with some help from a CIA buddy of his.

  10. Bob says:

    As a railroad worker I am highly disappointed by the fact all the FEMA trains I get called for are full of Toytas or Fords rather than masses of my screaming fellow countrymen.

  11. SShink says:

    Yeah, but now the MIB are all practiced-up for the coming oppression!

  12. Mike Honcho says:

    Some of the conspiracy theorists just switched from Jade Helm to the Mississippi National Guard’s XCTC at Camp Shelby. There were two instances of shots-fired from civilians towards/at the Guardsmen. In one instance the municipal police investigated & tracked down the shooter, who claimed he was backfiring his pickup truck to “scare” the soldiers. The soldiers in question had multiple deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan, and were quite sure it was incoming fire.

  13. orly? says:

    I believe that at the very least, LTC Mark Lastoria deserves a promotion.

  14. Stacy0311 says:

    Further proof that Jade Helm 15 didn’t happen: No SEAL wrote a tell all book about it.

  15. El Terryble' says:

    Meanwhile, as fears over the establishment of a government police state flourished, Barack Hussein Obama abets Iran in achieving nuclear weapon’s (the same Iran that sent explosively formed penetrator’s to Iraqi Shia militia, and that used Hezbollah agents to kidnap and kill American soldiers in Karbala, Iraq in 2007, and has been killing American’s since the 1983 Beirut bombings), floods the Country with illegal alien’s in order to colonize and destroy America, cuts the military by 30%, sends the world toward World War III, and sits back as the Islamic State rapes and murder’s children, Christian’s, and Yazidi’s.

    Jade Helm may have been a farce; but there’s no mistaking that we have a Commie, probable-Muslim, at the highest echelon’s of power, destroying America from within, and turning America into a third world socialist dictatorship. So Jade Helm was good in that it helped serve as an exercise in preparedness for what’s coming.

  16. FormerActionGuy says:

    Retired SOF. Still do not see the rationale of going off post when we have the largest training areas in the country. We used to go to Area 51 and 52 for training all the time. We wanted to keep our dirty little secrets out of the prying eyes of civilians and our enemies.

    • z0phi3l says:

      Jade Helm is not a Secret Squirrel event, you would know that if you paid any attention to it, or had actually participated in it

  17. El Terryble' says:

    Does anyone think that the Constitution, that we all swore to “…to protect and defend from all enemies, foreign and domestic”, and our civil liberties that it enshrines; are safe when we have gutless wonders, like CJCS GEN Martin Dempsey cutting the military by 30% as Barack Hussein helps sworn enemies nuke up, sets the stage for World War III, and kicks decorated servicemen out of the Army, like Sargeant First Class Charles Martland, for “shoving” an Afghan child rapist? I mean really, does anyone think America is that far off from martial law or a police state dictatorship, when it throws hero’s out of the Army for “shoving” an illiterate goat herder that raped a 12 year-old boy, but let’s traitor’s like Dempsey and Obama not only walk around free, but run the Country and the military?

    • El Terryble' says:

      Because, if you don’t think that America is in peril from within like never before in its history; I got some Greek bonds and some Chinese real estate I’d like to sell you.

    • Fernando says:

      I guess the meme is for you…