Tactical Tailor

This Happened

For goodness sake, let’s be safe out there this Halloween.  Don’t be a dumbass.

25 Responses to “This Happened”

  1. Flight-ER-Doc says:

    And this asshat wasn’t shot?

  2. orly? says:


  3. Buttercup says:

    Oh, Carl….

  4. Eddie says:

    Can we still dress up as Ahmed the Clock kid?

  5. Michael says:

    When will Joe ever learn

  6. EzGoingKev says:

    Is a “similated explosive vest” a new training product from Simunition?

    • Bill says:

      There’s actually a couple companies that make them. They cost way more than the real thing, but the exercise risk assessment is a lot easier to write.

      Maybe there’s a market for an Airsoft suicide vest.

  7. Bill says:

    Did they turn Blitzkrieg the Bomb Dog loose on him? Maybe take him out to a gravel pit and deploy the disruptor? Send the robot to claw him up? Stuff him into the containment vessel on the trailer and pull it down the bumpiest road they could find at 60 MPH? I mean, hell, if he wants to have fun, lets go all in.

  8. Matt says:

    The guy obviously got lost on his way to Seymour Johnson Air Force Base.

  9. Shaun says:

    …and then there’s this asshole that pulled the fire alarm in two different buildings last night (also sprayed a fire extinguisher everywhere on the floor) at 0330.

    Good to know the fire department will arive in just enough time for all my shit to burn down. Thank god I won’t lose sleep over that one.

  10. Snakeman says:

    Can’t believe that this asshat actually tried to gain admittance to the base dressed like this, in this day and age. He’s lucky he wasn’t shot. If I was on the gate he would of been.

    • Jon, OPT says:

      Guys checking ID cards aren’t armed, unless it’s the rare occasion that an MP is doing it.

      • Regulardude says:

        It depends on the post. My last CONUS post armed all of the gate guards, including those serving gate duty.

        • Jon, OPT says:

          I am stationed on Bragg, still active duty, and drive on post every day, this incident happened on Bragg. Other posts may very well be different.

          • MTQT says:

            I’m AD stationed at Fort Bragg as well and have pulled ACP guard duty… All Fort Bragg gate guards go through a course, qualify with the M9, and are armed while on duty.

            Only guys unarmed while checking IDs are the 2 or so soldiers who come out to help during rush hour as of August 2015 (the last time I was on the gate).

            • Jon, OPT says:

              I saw it this morning, they are packing, never noticed before I guess. Fucker is lucky he didn’t get shot, but then again, shooting someone with an SVest on is not a good idea for multiple reasons.

  11. 10thMountainMan says:

    On this week’s safety briefing……

  12. Disco says:

    Man……yet another gem brought to you by the power of alcohol

  13. dlo says:

    someone’s gonna get jacked up

    i sense many emails and briefings coming out over this

  14. bloke_from_ohio says:

    A few years back one of the civilian scientists from Wright-Patterson thought it would be clever to attend a squadron party dressed as a Russian General Officer. According to rumor, the guy just drove up to the gate and handed the guard his civilian ID while wearing a real Russian uniform. The Airmen at the gate was not amused. While EOD was not called, the OSI counter-intelligence guys had a fantastic evening that night.

  15. Attack Company 1/75 says:

    This is why we can’t have nice things.