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Check Out This Cool Shotgun

45 Responses to “Check Out This Cool Shotgun”

  1. Billiam says:

    In the words of Gertie from E.T. — “I don’t like his feet.”

  2. Kevin says:

    Those can’t be real…

    • Asinine Name says:

      We clearly haven’t met…

    • I heart pt belts says:

      Youve never worked doing medical stuff have you?

      • Kevin says:

        I’m not saying people can’t have messed up toes – I’m saying they’re way too large to be attached to a human. Photoshop sizing is off.

  3. Gerard says:

    That creature ate the shotguns owner

  4. Mick says:

    I guess the owner was naughty, so Krampus came and took his shotgun away?

  5. Robert says:

    My precioussss.

  6. mike says:


  7. Sean says:

    Who decided arming trolls was a good idea?

    • Kevin says:

      God dammit Kathleen! I said the trolls needed shots! Shots, Kathleen, not shotguns! Why would you give the trolls shotguns Kathleen? You know what this could mean don’t you?
      Rabid. Armed. Trolls.
      Rabid, armed, trolls Kathleen.
      You know who’s going to fix this, Kathleen?
      Not me Katheen, not f#@$ing me.

  8. cy says:

    SSD why are your feet always getting into the pictures. You really need to learn how to frame your shots better.

  9. Spence says:

    I don’t know whether to be turned on, or throw up in my mouth…..

  10. Dellis says:


  11. JKifer says:

    Soo fucking hot, I’d slather hot sauce all over those bad boys and lick it off…

  12. jbgleason says:

    I just came here for the comments.

  13. Michael (Tex) Bradley says:

    Shoot your feet before it’s to late!…………….. Damn, I think it is.

  14. Dellis says:

    The shotgun looks out of place, like a toy. Either that or those skank toes are connected to some humongous feet

  15. jjj0309 says:

    Thank you SSD for making me threw up my dinner. It is indeed a cool shotgun.

  16. Rob371 says:

    The feet bruised my shoulders. The toenails disoriented me as they flew by my face. The smell of toenail fungus and destruction made me sick. I developed a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after seeing the feet I was anxious and irritable.

    Haha seriously, ask your doctor if Jublia is right for you.

  17. Nick says:

    Sometimes I wonder how often things are posted to the main page instead of tactical fanboy.

  18. JTRuss says:

    Those are some pretty tactical toe nails.

  19. Brian says:

    He should but them closer together and trim them with 00BUCK!

  20. reverend says:

    So we figured out that “Jo-jo the Dog Boy” loves firearsm. Rock on. I support Mutant rights.

  21. Billy says:

    Yum, Super Sized serving of toe jam!

  22. Todd says:

    A shotgun & a pair of nail guns

  23. Todd Schooler says:

    If you think those are nasty, you should see this *unziiiippppppp*.

  24. matt says:

    Why my eyes limited on the foot , not the gun?

  25. Chechen says:

    Shotgun looks like a Norinco Mod98. 12Ga. 18.5″ 23/4 & 3″Mag. 6rd Capacity. Similar to the Remington Mod.870 Police. I have one in all black. Actually a great shotgun for the money… And yes I saw the nails…

    • straps says:

      “You can buy a pricey gun and fancy clothes and have no money left for training or ammo or toenail clippers or pedicures…”

  26. This scene from Dumb and Dumber comes to mind…


  27. Don Duffer says:

    What brand of optic? Also is that a custom trigger? SSD, could you please provide more info on this beauty?

  28. Aero says:


  29. Cheeks says:

    Photoshop much? No trying to take away from the fun lol

  30. OkieRim says:

    Rex Ryan likes this…or not

  31. JG says:

    Apparently, Sasquatch is as well armed as he is elusive. If he doesn’t get you with his boom stick, he is a beast at close combat.

  32. Gibby says:

    Did somebody drop some corn chips on that dudes feet?

  33. Airborne_fister says:

    So to be honest. I was looking at the shotgun. Then saw 40 comments. Then clicked the comments read the first few. Had to scroll up to find these feet. Haha. What a great FO I must have been.

  34. Seamus says:

    Not sure if this is real or not but no matter every single one of those nails needs to be pulled.

  35. Scathsealgaire says:

    That image need cropping.

  36. Ed says:

    If you’re not careful, that velociraptor will disembowel you with its claws before you can get off a round.

    Oh… Too late!

  37. DEEBEES says:

    He should use that shotgun on his nails.