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Varusteleka – Jämä Cube Bag

Varusteleka has come up with the perfect way to protect your Ikea Kallax shelf from an artillery strike. The M05 camo-patterned Jämä Cube Bag slides perfectly inside the shelf slots and hides it from the enemy spotters.

The bag can carry a whopping 60 kg (132 lbs) and fits 60 small beer cans. In other words, a perfect Friday night shopping bag!

www.varusteleka.com/en/product/jama-cube-bag/66727

3 Responses to “Varusteleka – Jämä Cube Bag”

  1. Tounushi says:

    “Jämä” is the indefinite singular nominative noun for “bits,” “leftovers,” “extras.” “An amount of refuse,” basically.
    “Jämät” would be the definite plural nominative noun.

    So it’s a literal dump bag.

  2. Asinine Name says:

    Shelling is too good for IKEA users.

  3. Rob C says:

    As a gunner, i’m going to tell you right now that is not going to withstand a 105mm or 155