This never gets old. Is it wrong for me to miss the Cold War?
“Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find:
– One forty-five caliber automatic
– Two boxes of ammunition
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
– One hundred dollars in rubles
– One hundred dollars in gold
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks
– Three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
That’s the dubbed/subbed version of the punch line. The original line was, “… a pretty good weekend in Dallas…” JFK got whacked while Strangelove was in production, and some folks figured it would be in poor taste to leave the Dallas – Gun connection in place.
Sounds more like Dallas.
For Vegas the list is two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
You are full of fear and loathing, Iggy.
Just the loathing my friend, just the loathing.
This is from the 60s