[ARLINGTON, TX, 06/01/2023] Imminent Threat Solutions is proud to release the Mk-ER Personal Juicer; the future of on-the-go convenience. Wherever you go and whatever you encounter, the Mk-ER brings the power of fresh juice to your fingertips.
Available as a 2-Pack, the Mk-ER Portable Juicer uses the familiar compact design of a permanent marker, but replaces the ink insert with an injection-molded ABS insert that works perfectly for juicing on the go.
The Mk-ER Portable Juicer fits perfectly in your pocket, purse, or backpack. It’s perfect for those who need a fresh burst at work, on a hike, or while traveling. With the Mk-ER, the power to squeeze out nature’s goodness in an emergency is always within your reach.
As a bonus, the semi-hollow design of the Mk-ER makes it perfect for storing items discreetly, like emergency cash and even long-handled entry or E&E tools. There may be other uses for the Mk-ER, but we’ll let your imagination lead the way on those. 😉
Imminent Threat Solutions provides indispensable skill-sets and products to explore your world and prevail against all threats.
For more information on ITS Products, please visit store.itstactical.com
Is this a first april joke?
No, it’ s second june one
There’s a joke I’m missing here.
It might technically be for juicing… but also looks very much like a fairly functional Kubaton.
Just a coincidence of course. Especially now a lot of places are starting to look very suspiciously at all those “tactical” pens that also conveniently look like kobtans…
It’s a sharp object disguised as a Sharpie. Concealed carry of a fruit sticker.
Kind of neat, not something i would care with me. first look i thought it was a pen.
A solution no one needed for a problem no one knew existed?
This shit made my day. Cracked me up, Bravo ITS
Saw this style on Etsy. Can get colors!
If you haven’t been following, TSA is actively looking for pens, straws, etc that have the “vampire” future. This is a way to skirt around it. (not legal advice, you do you boo boo)