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ITS Releases the Mk-ER Portable Juicer: A Revolution in Personal Wellness

[ARLINGTON, TX, 06/01/2023] Imminent Threat Solutions is proud to release the Mk-ER Personal Juicer; the future of on-the-go convenience. Wherever you go and whatever you encounter, the Mk-ER brings the power of fresh juice to your fingertips.

Available as a 2-Pack, the Mk-ER Portable Juicer uses the familiar compact design of a permanent marker, but replaces the ink insert with an injection-molded ABS insert that works perfectly for juicing on the go.

The Mk-ER Portable Juicer fits perfectly in your pocket, purse, or backpack. It’s perfect for those who need a fresh burst at work, on a hike, or while traveling. With the Mk-ER, the power to squeeze out nature’s goodness in an emergency is always within your reach. 

As a bonus, the semi-hollow design of the Mk-ER makes it perfect for storing items discreetly, like emergency cash and even long-handled entry or E&E tools. There may be other uses for the Mk-ER, but we’ll let your imagination lead the way on those. 😉

Imminent Threat Solutions provides indispensable skill-sets and products to explore your world and prevail against all threats.

For more information on ITS Products, please visit store.itstactical.com

10 Responses to “ITS Releases the Mk-ER Portable Juicer: A Revolution in Personal Wellness”

  1. STEPAN1983 says:

    Is this a first april joke?

  2. Jeremy says:

    There’s a joke I’m missing here.

    • Not a Name says:

      It might technically be for juicing… but also looks very much like a fairly functional Kubaton.

      Just a coincidence of course. Especially now a lot of places are starting to look very suspiciously at all those “tactical” pens that also conveniently look like kobtans…

    • Bob says:

      It’s a sharp object disguised as a Sharpie. Concealed carry of a fruit sticker.

  3. Ric Graves says:

    Kind of neat, not something i would care with me. first look i thought it was a pen.

  4. Philip says:

    A solution no one needed for a problem no one knew existed?

  5. Brown Smock says:

    This shit made my day. Cracked me up, Bravo ITS

  6. Chris says:

    Saw this style on Etsy. Can get colors!

  7. J says:

    If you haven’t been following, TSA is actively looking for pens, straws, etc that have the “vampire” future. This is a way to skirt around it. (not legal advice, you do you boo boo)