Vertx Launches the Most Innovative Product… Ever

Introducing their latest innovation in tactical apparel: the Infinity Loop Suit!

Introducing our latest and greatest product… the Infinity Loop Suit!

Ever wanted to have everything you needed within arm’s reach!? Now is your chance. This suit is fully customizable with all the Vertx Tactigami™ Accessories – all the loop, all the time!Get yours today for $FREE.99

…just kidding, of course it’s too good to be true! There’s no Infinity Loop Suit, but there is 25% OFF sitewide – TODAY ONLY. Use code FOOLS25 at checkout before midnight!

11 Responses to “Vertx Launches the Most Innovative Product… Ever”

  1. Brian Marx says:

    And I was trying to think of how this could be exploited as a fast extraction setup by covering the underside of helos with Velcro hook panels…

  2. SShink says:

    Where’s the “hookwall” ?

  3. Sam says:

    Unacceptable when a manufacturer launches a product and they don’t have the product page in order. If they want to have a successful launch, customers need to be able to add to cart. Am I missing something?

  4. Joe R. says:

    Sure, its “$FREE.99”, but how much is shipping, and does it come in FDE?

  5. Joe R. says:

    The response was “so positive” they actually had to make it. . .

  6. Jarrett says:

    I’m dating myself, but this is a flashback to the classic David Letterman “Fun With Velcro” bit from the early 80’s. What’s old is new again!

  7. Robert says:

    Paging David Letterman . . .

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