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And I was trying to think of how this could be exploited as a fast extraction setup by covering the underside of helos with Velcro hook panels…
Where’s the “hookwall” ?
Unacceptable when a manufacturer launches a product and they don’t have the product page in order. If they want to have a successful launch, customers need to be able to add to cart. Am I missing something?
It is April 1st……
Maybe I should have put (sarcasm) at the end of that. That was my joke.
Sure, its “$FREE.99”, but how much is shipping, and does it come in FDE?
Its not meant to come in FDE, the whole point here is the “Grey Man” aesthetic, with these colors, you just blend into the crowd around you.
Needs more Velcro to be truly greymam.
The response was “so positive” they actually had to make it. . .
I’m dating myself, but this is a flashback to the classic David Letterman “Fun With Velcro” bit from the early 80’s. What’s old is new again!
Paging David Letterman . . .