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My Only Question Is “Where Can I Donate To Make Their Four-Finger Dreams Come True?”
Is this real life?
I can’t even…..
They’ve probably been practicing by putting fingers in other “shoot holes.”
I dunno…dildomuncher3000 sounds like a guy that knows what he’s talking about.
When the phrase “shoot holes” showed up( especially in a Change.org petition)…it pretty much guaranteed whoever was involved with that post were the equivalent of a chemically altered troop of monkeys fighting over a football bat!
WTF is a shoot hole?!? With every tumblr post like this I see, my faith in humanity fades a little more…
Trolling, Dildomuncher3000 trolled so hard, it made it to a SSD post.
Now that’s a troll.
Hee hee
Libtard
I do not care about the future of humanity any longer…just shoot me. Idiots like this are why we, as Americans, cannot have nice things and just enjoy what freedoms and liberties we have left.
Note to the future – since the reasoning will consist of protecting what valuable sense you have left in the most protective place you possess, I must warn this will be a shit job. But please, for the sake of those you exist with, reach deep into the abyss known as your rectum and remove thy brain. Upon cleaning and reinsertion into your cranium, the view might be blurred due to actually seeing without your head up your ass – but at least you will have the ability to think clearly.
Just shoot me in the finger.
Does no one get that this is a troll?
Yes, we do..
I dunno, there’s the token “libtard” and “lost faith in humanity” posts already. Now we just need a 2A Constitutionalist post and BINGO!
They’ve got no right to do that.
The 2A protects the right of the people to keep and bear shaft with shoot holes, goddamnit.
Ah tumblr. Where 16 year old social justice warriors become subject matter experts on various topics. Never change!.
The only thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr were dirty selfies, are you sure there are other things on there?
That exchange cracked me up! It should be an SNL skit….on second thought since it makes the anti-gun person look like a dillweed they wouldn’t do it.
Does anyone remember the old TV show Top Cops from the mid 90s? It was a very serious “dramatic reenactment” type show where cops would tell their harrowing stories of getting into shootouts and fights with criminals. Some of it was gritty, some of it was REALLY gritty. I was probably 8 at the time, so it was violence porn the likes of which I had never seen.
One story I remember distinctly was about a cop who got into a shoot out with a guy that culminated in the officer laying on the ground in a pool of his ow blood with the bad guy standing over him, taking aim to finish the cop off. At the last second, the cop shoved his finger into the barrel. The bullet blew his hand to pieces, but the presence of his finger overpressurized the gun, damaging it somehow, and the bad guy couldn’t take any more shots. He ran away, and the good guy lived.
Anyhow, that’s the first thing that popped into my mind when reading this.
Obvious troll, but is the petition legit? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it was.
Also, I’m exclusively using the term “shoot hole” from now on.
I think that someone has seen way too many “Looney Tunes” cartoons.