Limited Release! Platatac’s stubby cooler commemorating Platatac’s favourite “Employee of the Month” and the other a recently departed “Most Wanted” with the slogan “Talk S*** get bit”
Available for a short time only. To purchase, visit www.platatac.com/platatac-top-dog-stubby-coolerq.
One of my all time favorite Christmas movies is “Die Hard”, that’s right, “Die Hard” and apparently I’m not the only one. Murder Ink commemorates this holiday classic with their Happy Trails, Hans shirt.
It is emblazoned with the Nakatomi Plaza symbol on the front and a Beretta 92 9mm taped to the back.
Offered in multiple colors at www.getmurdered.com/collections/happy-trails-hans.
Specialist Fred Gutierrez “interrogates” a turkey for it’s supposedly links to the North Vietnamese Army as it sits in the rucksack of Staff Sgt. Raymond Scherz near Bearcat Base, Dong Nai Vietnam, Thanksgiving 1967.
Luckily, for both men of C Company, 2nd Battalion, 39th Infantry, 9th Infantry Division, the turkey was cleared and allowed to “join” them for Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey was one of 57,000 sent to Vietnam to feed the nearly half a million servicemen and women in country during Thanksgiving 1967. They also came with 28 tons of cranberry sauce, 15 tons of mixed nuts, eight tons of candy, 11 tons of olives and 33 tons of fruitcake.
It never fails to entertain
SERGEANT MAJOR: Don’t stand there gawping like you’ve never seen the Hand of God before! Now, today, we’re going to do marching up and down the square! That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they’d rather be doing than marching up and down the square?! Yes?! Atkinson. What would you…rather be doing, Atkinson?
ATKINSON: Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I’d… rather be at home with the wife and kids.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Would you, now?!
ATKINSON: Yes, Sarge.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! Off you go! Now, everybody else happy with my little plan… of marching up and down the square a bit?
COLES: Sarge!
SERGEANT MAJOR: Yes?!
COLES: I’ve got a book I’d quite like to read.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! You go read your book, then! Now! Everybody else… quite content to join in… with my little scheme of marching up and down the square?!
WYCLIF: Sarge?
SERGEANT MAJOR: Yes, Wyclif?! What is it?!
WYCLIF: Well, I’m, uh, learning the piano.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Learning the piano?!
WYCLIF: Yes, Sarge.
SERGEANT MAJOR: And I suppose you want to go and practice, eh? Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?!
WYCLIF: Well,–
SERGEANT MAJOR: Right! Off you go!
WYCLIF: Oh.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Now! What about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose.
SQUAD: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right.
SERGEANT MAJOR: All right! Off you go!
SQUAD: Oh. Ooh. Great. That’s great. What a day. I want to see the Merle Oberon picture. Eh hehheh.
SERGEANT MAJOR: Bloody army! I don’t know what it’s coming to. Right! Sergeant Major, marching up and down the square. Left, right, left. Left…
NARRATOR #1: Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army…
SERGEANT MAJOR: Rubbish!
NARRATOR #1: Shh! …And have stamped its triumph throughout history, in the furthest-flung corners of the Empire,…
[mayhem]
…but, no matter where or when there was fighting to be done,…
[patriotic music]
…it has always been the calm leadership of the Officer class that has made the British Army what it is.
WTF’s Patch Panels are available in three sizes; 23″ (28cm) x 17″ (43cm), 35″ (89cm) x 23.5″ (68cm), and 53″ (135cm) x 35″ (89cm). Patch panels are available in black, coyote brown, ranger green, and Multicam.
WTF’s Patch Panels are made in the USA from Berry compliant, milspec, laser cut materials. Milspec eyelets make it easy to hang and milspec thread holds it all together.
www.wtfidea.com/patch-panels-and-patches
Every year we get hit up, asking where you can get “tactical” Christmas stocking. Whether you’re hanging it over your own hearth or filling it to send to a deployed loved one, LA Police Gear has them in stock.
Available in three colors, it features laser cut PALS webbing and has plenty of room for gifts.
Get them now, before they’re gone.
lapolicegear.com/la-police-gear-atlas-tactical-christmas-stocking
Whether it’s a day in the field l, training with mom and dad or a cool Halloween costume, Trooper Clothing has got you covered.
They offer a variety of uniform and accessories in several color patterns including M81 Woodland.
Outfit your Trooper at trooperclothing.com/product-category/trooper-tactical.
