Yes, I know, your vigilance prevented all of the bad things from happening.
Thanks OP Tactical for the chuckle.
Archive for the ‘WTF?’ Category
Jade Helm Happened And No One Was Oppressed
Wednesday, September 9th, 2015It’s “Pogue”
Sunday, August 30th, 2015
And Now For Something Completely Different
Friday, August 28th, 2015
Poor Crimson Trace
Thursday, August 20th, 2015
We All Know This Supply Guy
Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 
Thanks to Edgar Brothers for the share.
Mr Janky Speaks Out
Monday, July 20th, 2015Over the weekend we posted a story about trolls. While there was some pure gold in the comments, this one stood out head and shoulders above the rest. Mr Janky, we salute you!
It’s a shame that those of us that come to SSD for a daily industry update are continually subjected to the ramblings of the poser douche.
The poser douche knows everything about everything. He’s on the side of socialism when the rest of us are on the side capitalism.
He was never issued a specific weapon but he knows more about it than those who put thousands upon thousands of rounds through the one they were issued by Uncle Sam.
He’s also a manufacturing guru and knows the cost of labor and business.
The poser douche can spot a counterfeit or knock-off widget a mile away on FB or Instagram. He almost always calls them out online even if the company he defends knocked off the widget that’s been in the hands of real users for years.
The poser douche loves all of the JSOC buzz words and uses them extensively.
He’s also a textiles and fabrics expert and requests online that everyone hurry up to make products to support his needs (think Tiger Stripe webbing or something similarly unimportant).
The poser douche holds his gear/apparel to a higher standard and he loves this forum because he can show off his tactical-know-how-prowess (X course he attended with X instructor).
The poser douche is also very clever and sometimes just comments “+1” when a real user jumps in the conversation. Instant cred!
Cost is very important to the poser douche because he doesn’t get issued the cool guy stuff. It’s very likely that he combs eBay for used items (usually AOR camo stuff).
The poser douche usually name drops as a part of his vernacular. It may be his favorite instructor or his favorite tier 1 unit- these vary depending on world events or social media stature.
The poser douche can instantly identify other poser douches online. He usually calls them out with comments such as “cool story bro” or makes the casual “+1” when someone else legit calls them out.
Here’s to you, poser douche! May you fester in online anonymity!
-Mr Janky
Top 5 Topics That Bring Out The Trolls
Saturday, July 18th, 2015There are several subjects that I just hate to introduce on SSD because they invariably end up in a troll fest.
1. Caliber discussions
2. Weapons lubricant
3. Holsters
4. Camouflage
5. Expensive Clothing
Any others?
Seems Legit
Friday, June 19th, 2015 
