You read that right, Tactical Bacon. Think about it. It’s sheer genius. I can’t think of much better than bacon, except maybe tactical bacon. Mmmmmm.
It comes already cooked in a can from the masterminds at CMMG and boasts a 10 year shelf life. Get yours today before it’s all gone.
UPDATE: Tactical Pants Blog has some cool video detailing the tactical Bacon experience.
There are some ‘adult’ subtitles in this piece entitled, “Hitler finds out how much the new Bushmaster ACR will cost.” Pure comic genius.
Watch NSFW video here.
This has been an ironic week. First I got an email from a serving SF officer complaining about the Velcro all over the ACU. Nothing against his comments, it’s just ironic is all. Next, the Brits adopt a MultiCam offshoot called Multi-Terrain pattern. Immediately the Americans begin crying in their beer over the UK’s fortune and the Tommies start whinging that they adopted it. It seems their complaint is that they have more important things to spend money on than “Gucci” kit. Simply amazing. Who’s the spoiled brat then?
My final ironic moment was that as a rule, the Brits seemed surprised that their combat uniforms are made in China. Complain as we may about Berry, at least we know where our uniforms are made.
Got a Xenomorph problem? Then here’s the answer; modeled to look like the M-41A Pulse Rifle from the movie “Aliens” is the MAX-41A. Composed of a SWD M-11/9 submachine gun and a Remington 870 short barreled shotgun, it holds 50 9mm rounds via a Sumoi “Coffin” magazine and three 12 gauge, 2-3/4″ shells. That’s two in the magazine and one in the chamber. The MAX-41A also includes a red dot sight and digital shot counter, both of which power on with insertion of the magazine, as well as a collapsible stock.
Yes, a camo house; urban camo, naturally. Ok, so it’s supposed to be UCP, but their colors are a bit off.
The website “Apartment Therapy” recently featured this find in Austin, Texas. I wonder if UCP would blend in.
Thanks to StrikeHold! for the find.
Have you ever wished there were realistic Lego kits of pistols and submachine guns? Guess what, wish no more. BrickGuns has not only developed detailed plans to build several varieties pistols including one that actually chambers Lego ammunition, they also sell complete kits. In fact, there is a story floating around that one guy playing with his creation at work had to explain to the police that it wasn’t real.
Visit www.BrickGun.com to order.
It seems that the Halcyon Company, responsible for the production of “Terminator Salvation” are going through some financial woes. They are selling EVERYTHING associated with the movie and canceled TV series, including an “H&K 416”. I put this in quotes because it is a prop and not a functioning firearm. What kills me is the pricetag; $3500. For that kind of scratch you could buy the real thing.
It comes complete with fake rubber C-more site, TangoDown Battle Grip and 416 upper. If one of you has $3500 burning a whole in your pocket, feel free to purchase it here. Of course, there’s always the “Name Your Price” button. For the rest of you, there might be a good deal to be had on Moon Bloodgood’s sports bra.
The Tauntaun sleeping bag from ThinkGeek.com started out as an April Fool’s joke grew some legs and is now an actual product.
The bag harkens the scene in the “The Empire Strikes Back,†in which Luke Skywalker is freezing to death on the frigid planet Hoth, and Han Solo saves his life by slicing open the stomach of a dead Tauntaun and stuffing him in among its warm guts. It looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, Tauntaun head, printed internal intestines, and a plush lightsaber zipper pull.
Sure it’s great for the kids but think how much fun it could be in the FOB.
To order visit www.ThinkGeek.com.
