Violent Little Machine Shop has released the ‘Not A Survival Patch’. Made from leather with hook Velcro backing, it’s a bit thicker than your standard morale patch, but that’s because, counter-intuitive to its name, the patch is stuffed to the gills with survival tools. To get at the goodies within, you simply have to cut it open along the dotted line, which reveals:
Wilderness Survival Card
TIHK Handcuff Key
Pro Knot Tying Card
Single Use Super Glue
2 Katadyn Water Purification Tablets
3 Waterproof Matches w/Striker
2 Vaseline Soaked Cotton Balls
10″ of 25lb Test Monofilament
You’ve got to visit the page to read the item descriptions which are hilarious. And, if you use anything in the patch, then tell your story to VLMS, send it back to them, and they’ll replace the used components, sew it back up, and charge you only for the replaced items and shipping.
www.violentlittle.com/products/not-a-survival-patch