Posts Tagged ‘Violent Little Machine Shop’

Violent Little Machine Shop – Kydex Shock Wallet Available In New Colors

Wednesday, September 9th, 2015

Kryptek Pontus HexCam Spectre

VLMS’ Kydex Shock Wallet is now available in Kryptek Pontus and HexCam Spectre.

Violent Little Machine Shop – Not A Survival Patch

Sunday, July 19th, 2015


Violent Little Machine Shop has released the ‘Not A Survival Patch’. Made from leather with hook Velcro backing, it’s a bit thicker than your standard morale patch, but that’s because, counter-intuitive to its name, the patch is stuffed to the gills with survival tools. To get at the goodies within, you simply have to cut it open along the dotted line, which reveals:


  • Wilderness Survival Card
  • TIHK Handcuff Key
  • Pro Knot Tying Card
  • Single Use Super Glue
  • 2 Katadyn Water Purification Tablets
  • 3 Waterproof Matches w/Striker
  • 2 Vaseline Soaked Cotton Balls
  • 10″ of 25lb Test Monofilament
  • You’ve got to visit the page to read the item descriptions which are hilarious. And, if you use anything in the patch, then tell your story to VLMS, send it back to them, and they’ll replace the used components, sew it back up, and charge you only for the replaced items and shipping.

    Violent Little Machine Shop – Semper Fidelis Charity Patch

    Friday, July 17th, 2015


    Violent Little Machine Shop has produced a patch to support the families of the Marines in the Chattanooga shootings. All $10 of the purchase price will be going directly towards specific memorial funds and charities as soon as actionable info becomes available.

    The patches are leather, 2 inch, with a hook Velcro back.

    Violent Little Machine Shop – Imperial Express Morale Patch Set

    Monday, May 4th, 2015


    In honor of ‘May the 4th’*, Violent Little Machine Shop is offering the Imperial Express morale patch set. Modeled after a certain credit card design, the Imperial Express patches feature four iconic Star Wars characters: Darth Vader, Boba Fett, C-3P0, and, everybody’s favorite Stormtrooper, TK-421.

    3″ x 2″, PVC. Made in the USA.

    * Get it? ‘May the 4th’ – May the Force. Ha ha ha.

    Violent Little Machine Shop – Frederic F***ing Chopin Tombstone Morale Patch

    Saturday, April 4th, 2015

    Frederic Fucking Chopin Tombstone Morale Patches

    The latest patch from Violent Little Machine Shop depicts a scene from ‘Tombstone’, where Doc Holliday is playing a Nocturne by Frederic Chopin, much to the confusion of his fellow bar patrons. It comes complete with an art card of Ike.

    Sized 3.9″ x 2.5″. Made in America.

    Additionally, SSD readers can use coupon code soldiersystems to receive free US shipping.

    Violent Little Machine Shop – Oryx Warfare Group Patch

    Friday, March 27th, 2015


    Violent Little Machine Shop has released a tribute to the Oryx Warfare mercenary group from the movie ‘Elysium’. This leather patch is 3.5″ x 3.3″ with hook Velcro backing.

    Meet The MatBockers

    Wednesday, February 25th, 2015

    Violent Little Machine Shop came up with this cool send off on ‘Meet the Fockers’.

    You Never Know Where They’ll Show Up

    Sunday, February 15th, 2015

    We’ve invaded Cuba! Havana to be exact.


    Thanks Violent Little Machine Shop.