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WTF is a Clip?

Sunday, October 3rd, 2010

Ok, every once in awhile I lose my mind and I go on a rant. Today, you get to listen in. WTF is a “clip”? Oh sure , I know what it is, and what Hollywood and the main stream media think it is. But, what it truly is, is a codeword. “Clip” is a word used to evoke certain emotions in an audience; negative emotions. So I immediately know, the second that word is used in a publication, news report, or film that the author has an agenda. Whether they even realize it or not. They are attempting to shock.

I also know that when I overhear a couple of guys at a gun show looking for some “clips” for their gats that they are just as much a part of the problem. They are doing it because they heard it used in a movie or on the news (but chances are good they didn’t read it). It’s “cool”. The term evokes negative emotions and that is the whole point isn’t it? It is, if you are the kind of guy who is looking for “clips”.

It’s all a mindset. “Clips” are bad. Even I think so because the term makes guns look dangerous. And that’s exactly what the gun grabbers want. So, turn it around. Make it work for you. If you find the need to scare off bad guys with a firearm, remember to tell them you have a 30 round “clip” and they will run away in fear. Just make sure yours actually works, in case the other guy bought some at a gun show.

-Editor

Stuff We Didn’t Write About

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

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Steve Jobs ninja stars revealed to be iPod prototypes (humor)

Go Ruck I am speechless

MSR E-wing: A soda can-sized emergency shelter!

FN Herstal lays off workers amidst fears of declining sales

Best Weather Apps

Osprey Launches New Series

The Emergency Bra

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Not sure if this should be featured in a survival or a lingerie catalog, but either way, it will raise eyebrows. The new Emergency Bra combines support, good looks, and in an emergency it converts into two respiratory devices. The $30 price tag doesn’t seem overly exorbitant but as it’s only available in B and C cup sizes we are guessing the average wearer would be swimming in a D cup in gas mask mode. But, what a way to go.

It’s actually been around for awhile but has recently received some revived press coverage and we can see why. The Emergency Bra certainly catches the eye but does it work? We’re not really sure since the makers have not been very forthcoming about technical aspects such as types of filters and particulate size. However, we will know it is a hit if it makes it into the next James Bond film. Oh James…

www.ebbra.com

-Tactical FanBoy

Stuff We Didn’t Write About

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

Revealed! Pentagon’s Craziest PowerPoint Slide EVER

Exoskeletons Nothing New

Anatomy of a Hard Shell Part Deux

TNVC ITT Night Enforcer Giveaway on AR15.com

Ask the Gear Pro: Does Wearing Two Pairs of Socks Really Prevent Blisters?

BATMAN is Real and in the Air Force

S.O.D. Gear Combat Line in CB62

What is Military Science Fiction?

LWRCi M6A2 14.7 5.56 FDE Trident Concepts

For Clothing Engineers, Fort Polk ‘Grounding’ Is a Mission-Essential Experience

Competition? Ha!

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

This pretty much sums up our opinion of recent additions to the “blogosphere”. Thank you Dilbert for saying so much in so little space.

S.O.Tech Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Those jokers at S.O.Tech Staff took the team room humor that pervades a gear sewing shop and combined it with their access to local Hollywood resources to create a video where they can laugh at themselves. Figuring that their customers like the same things they do, they thought they would share. We know that when we asked S.O.Tech’s owner, “Why did you put the holster on the vest like that?” Jim smiled and answered, “Because it looks cool and chicks dig it.” So, Get Some of That and Enjoy.

Tracked Skate Board? Sure Why Not

Monday, September 13th, 2010

The DTV (Dual Tracked Vehicle) Shredder was designed by Ben Gulak of BPG Werks. I don’t know if you would call it a “skateboard” or not, maybe it’s more of a scooter. The DTV is somewhat modular. It seems that the steering bar can be replaced with a handheld accelerator module. Additionally, it can be configured for remote control operation. Designed to take up to a 40 degree slope and with a top speed of 30 mph it’s definitely an interesting concept. The down side? It’s powered by MOGAS.

bpg-werks.com/military

The American – A Review

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

Went to see “The American” last night and all I have to say is, “WTF was that?” The poster outside of the theater rocked, but trust me, you see all of the great parts in the trailer, minus the naughty bits. The sex scenes had more action than the action.

Ok, sure there are ample shots of Italian boobies and muff but you have to see Clooney in the buff as well (my eyes!). No thanks. Oddly enough, the “hero” of the story had a tattoo on his arm that was an amalgamation of the Special Forces Distinctive Unit Insignia, but the motto, “De Oppresso Liber” was replaced with “unintelligible ET VERITAS” which I take to be the the SWC motto but backwards if you replace “unintelligible” with “libertas”. All in all, soup sandwich. And then to top it all off, the main weapon was a Mini-14 that he referred to as an M14.

I was the youngest guy in the theater and the seniors in the audience either walked out or fell asleep the pacing was so slow. Pass on this one, and unless you have a fetish for naked Italian ladies or Mini-14s, don’t rent it either. Don’t wait for it to premier on network TV. Even though it will be free, they will cut the only redeeming quality; naked ladies.

I should have seen “Machete”.