Shocking Interview With A Glock Engineer About The Glock 43
April 1st, 2015Nintendo 2DS Tactical Case from Zulu Nylon Gear
April 1st, 2015 
The Nintendo 2DS is an excellent man-portable, field use time wasting device. The single piece construction minimizes moving parts making it particularly durable and well suited for use in a tactical environment. However, the dual screens are left exposed and susceptible to impact and scratching. The Zulu Nylon Gear 2DS Tactical Case was developed as a dedicated, protective sleeve to cover the dual screens when loose in your ruck or when mounted to MOLLE web gear. The 2DS Tactical Case also features 3 slots for additional game cartridges and a large Velcro loop field on the flap for displaying morale patches. The Case can be mounted to any MOLLE compatible platform with 2 Short MALICE Clips (not included). It is currently available in Black, Coyote Brown, Ranger Green, Multicam, and ATACS AU. As with all other Zulu Nylon Gear products, the 2DS Tactical Case is made in the USA with high quality, milspec materials.
zulunylongear.com/2ds
SureFire – The World’s Finest Laser Training Aid For Your Pets!
April 1st, 2015SureFire’s X400 isn’t only an excellent weapon light and laser, but it’s also great for training your pets.
Safariland – 4SBWU Lightsaber Tactical Holster
April 1st, 2015Calibrated to resist Dark-Side Jedi powers, the Force-activated release allows for menacing draws against Dark Sith Lords, clones, bounty hunters or evil Emperors alike plus the often required quick draw for cantina brawls. Check out the newly released Model 4SBWU Lightsaber Holster!
www.safariland.com/safariland/model-4sbwu-lightsaber-holster-JEDI_4SBWU
“You Can’t Patent Colors” (Especially When You Can’t See Them)
April 1st, 2015Last year, PEO Soldier’s ‘Camo Czar’ COL Robert Mortlock famously commented to the Army Times that you cannot patent colors, when referring to the combat proven coloration of Crye Precision’s MultiCam pattern. Not long after, the Army went on to appropriate Crye’s color palette for their new Operational Camouflage Pattern. According to sources close to the program, it wouldn’t matter to COL Mortlock even if you could patent colors, because as it turns out, he is colorblind.
Rumor has it, COL Mortlock will be receiving his annual eye exam this afternoon. Hopefully nothing else will turn up.
Tactical Home Shopping
April 1st, 2015Just in case you missed last night’s amazing live streaming event which showcased one of 5.11’s innovative, limited edition, tactical products, they have uploaded it to youtube.
5.11 Tactical Hard Cases will be available for order May 2015.
Mission Spec Gains Contracts From Covert Agencies By Adding Denim Line
April 1st, 2015Beginning early next quarter, Mission Spec, LLC™ (KS) will be adding denim to their existing Essentials Only Carrier™ (EOC) and Shoulder Savers™ product lines after receiving requests from “multiple covert agencies”. The requests simply stated the need for an ultra low-profile and light-weight armor option that could easily “disappear” on agents during covert or undercover tasking.
“We had the ultra low-profile and light-weight requirements already figured out with our EOC,” says Brent Keltner with Mission Spec. “The only thing left was deciding on the best pattern and texture to use for the covert nature of the request.”
It is unknown if Mission Spec will be making the new denim line available for commercial release.
Mission Spec is also seeking the services of Chuck Norris as the new spokesperson for all Mission Spec gear. This is the result of an email poll sent to all Mission Spec customers asking who they would like to see as the new spokesperson. While Mr. Norris was not a selectable option for the poll, Norris won by an astounding 91% via the write-in field. “We listen to our customers and they know what they want,” said Keltner when asked for the reason behind seeking the new spokesperson.
What’s Your Favorite Thing About /k/?
April 1st, 2015Other than the memes it has to be that everyone takes the piss out of everything posted.
