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Altama Maritime Assaults – Military Morons Edition

Saturday, November 18th, 2017


Yesterday, I received this note from Military Morons.

As you may guess, the Altama Maritime Assaults have been my favourite everyday wear footwear, for many reasons.

A couple of months ago, I thought it’d be cool to have some Altama Maritime Assaults in an OD/Black colour scheme, inspired by the classic Vietnam Jungle Boots. I asked them about it and they liked that idea, and put in the order for the samples. I also requested that these come without the large pull loops in the back. They went a step further and put my militarymorons skull logo on my one-of-a-kind samples.

Whether these eventually become a collaborative special edition, or a standard colour offering from Altama, I thought you might like to throw these pics up on SSD.



So what do you think? Should they produce a run of these Military Morons special edition Maritime Assaults?



Emdom/MM Large GPS Pouch

Tuesday, December 6th, 2016

Emdom USA’s Large GPS Pouch is a collaboration with Military Morons. It is designed to carry the Garmin Montana series of GPS units, but will naturally for a wide variety of other gear such as cameras, mobile devices, radios, etc.

-Dimensions: 6″ tall x 3.5″ wide x 2″ deep
-Weight: 4 oz.
-2 x short and 2 x long MALICE clip included.
-MOLLE/PALS compatible.
-Mountable to shoulder straps on a pack, belt, or webbing up to 3” wide.
-Can be mounted vertically or horizontally.
-Designed for the Garmin Montana series.
-Will accommodate other GPS units of similar or smaller size.
-Can be used similarly sized devices: smart phones, digital music players, digital cameras, two-way radios, etc.
-GPS unit can be viewed and operated without removing it from the pouch.
-HDPE plastic sheet stiffener in front and rear panel.
-Front panel features thin layer of EVA foam padding.
-Dual zipper clamshell opening.
-Opening angle is adjustable via internal length of 550 paracord.
-Can be left open for hands free GPS monitoring.
-GPS unit retained internally by two One Wrap Velcro straps secured to a hook Velcro backer.
-Velcro backer and straps secure GPS unit to loop Velcro lining of front panel.
-Velcro backed retention allows GPS unit to be removed and replaced quick and easily.
-Antenna opening features overlapping elastic allowing GPS unit antenna to protrude.
-Antenna opening also allows pass through of headphones or other wires.
-Drainage grommet for water, sand, etc.
-Backed by Emdom USA lifetime warranty.

Offered in a wide variety of colors amd patterns. To order, visit www.emdomusa.com

Emdom USA – Dragster Strap

Friday, February 28th, 2014


Designed by Emdom USA in collaboration with MM from militarymorons.com, the Dragster Strap is designed as an ultra compact emergency drag/utility strap system to be worn on a rigger’s belt, war belt, or armor carrier. The primary purpose of the Dragster Strap is to assist in dragging a wounded or immobile person a short distance, away from immediate danger, although it can also be used as a general purpose strap.

The pouch dimensions come in at 4″ x 2.25″ x 1.75″. It can be mounted horizontally with the use of integrated Velcro straps, and vertically when using the included short MALICE clip. Also included is 1 ITW Web Dominator.

The drag strap itself is 6 feet long and is made from 1″ wide webbing. Loops at each end of the drag strap allow for attaching carabiners/snap links. The loops are secured and reinforced with 6 bartacks and 4 box stitches, and an ITW metal rounded oval slide at each end supplements the stitches as redundant back ups.

Available in the following colors and camos:

SDU Grey
Sewer Green

Additional custom colors:

3 Color Desert
Foliage Green
Navy Blue
Olive Green


MM 2A Patch

Monday, May 20th, 2013

My friend Military Morons is a huge supporter of the Second Amendment so I am very pleased to let you know about this new morale patch he has introduced. It’s a simple straightforward design that was produced for MM by Mil-Spec Monkey. Portions of the proceeds raised through the sale of these patches will be donated to the NRA.


2A Patch Specs:

Size – 2″ wide x 1.5″ tall
Material – PVC/rubberized
Hook velcro sewn on back

Available only as a set of three different colours – Urban, Arid and Patriot
Urban – Khaki ‘2A’, medium grey border and dark grey background
Arid – Dark brown ‘2A’, light grey border and tan background
Patriot – Red, white and blue – needs no explanation

Read the whole story at www.militarymorons.com/equipment/2a. Purchase your set at EMDOM USA.

Get Your Military Morons Knife by Zero Tolerance Available Exclusively from SKD Tactical

Sunday, May 5th, 2013

The Zero Tolerance 0360.SKD.MM Knife is offered exclusively by SKD Tactical. Turns out, Military Morons loves the Zero Tolerance 0360.SKD.MM Knife locking folder for everyday carry. But, he lost his in a bike accident so Joe at SKD Tactical suggested they do a signature model.

Zero Tolerance 0360SKDMM Knife

Steel: S30V stainless-steel with Tungsten DLC coating
Handle: Textured black G-10
Blade Length: 3-1/4 in. (8.25 cm)
Closed Length: 4-5/8 in. (11.75 cm)
Overall Length: 7-7/8 in. (20.002 cm)
Weight: 5.6 oz.

Locking Liner
Carbide Emergency Glass-Breaker
Factory mounted Dual Pocket Clips
Factory Torx Tool Kit
Special Serial Number
Quad Mounting System
MM Logo


Sand Storm Lightfighter Chukka

Sunday, August 12th, 2012


Military Morons passed me this image of a concept boot he mocked up of a short version of the Lightfighter from the recently launched footwear brand Sand Storm. There aren’t many chukka styles on the market so this would be a welcome addition.

What do you think?


Disruptive Tech – Vltor Weapon Systems KeyMod Data Package – A Gift To All Of Us

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

Vltor has done something very interesting. Not only have they developed a new accessory attachment system for small arms but they’ve offered up the TDP for use by all.

Oddly enough, I feel like I’ve seen this before. It feels like PCAPS was channeled in the design and I recall a similar system under development by the same folks working on the domestic K2 weapon system about 5 years ago or so. Additionally, designer Eric Kincel admits that he ran across a similar system under development by Accuracy International. While I can’t attest to individual dimensions, conceptually, it’s not new. The underlying difference here is that Kincel has a patent and has very smartly placed it in the public domain.

With Picatinny (Mil Std 1913) as the current industry standard, it’s going to be a steep uphill battle to get anyone to adopt a new system if it’s proprietary to just one company, no matter how good it is. If you can get everyone to start building to it, you can really affect the market. Naturally, the KM system will be backward compatible as it accepts Picatinny rail modules.

It’s also important to note that Noveske introduced the NSR handguard at SHOT Show incorporating this technology, so it’s already in use.

It remains to be seen if this will be a disruptive technology or not, but the very manner which it was released puts it on my watch list.

Finally, I want to thank Military Morons for staying on top of this since SHOT Show and releasing this info. Below is Vltor’s statement.

To the Firearm Industry and Shooting Public,

Introducing the Vltor KeyMod system.
The concept has been bouncing around in my mind (and the Vltor offices) for a few years now and it’s finally become reality. I first introduced the KeyMod Tech data package to friends in the community, starting with Noveske Rifleworks.

The design is nothing major or earth shattering, it’s just something I thought was needed for the industry. My goal is for the industry to make this system a standard; working in parallel with the Picatinny rail; not replacing it. I’m not taking credit for coming up with this “keyhole” design, because I found out a year and a half ago that Accuracy International was working on a similar program. Also, it’s hard to take credit for a design that’s been around for 100+ years, i.e. warehouse shelving, scaffolding, etc.. Plus, with close examination of the A.I. key slot design, there are a number of improvements that the KeyMod covered and improved upon.

The main difference is in the mounting and re-zeroing capabilities of the component. In addition, A.I.’s design was never taken into consideration for counter-recoil but recoil only.

With this official introduction, I’m releasing the prints (shown below) to the firearm industry, so fellow companies can develop their own rail systems/platforms utilizing the KeyMod configuration. I added a sample component print (4-inch rail section) showing the mating interface to the outside of the platform surface. I also included a picture of the accessory nut that interfaces/ indexes to the chamfered surface on the backside of the platform. Please note the nut has a counter bore, so the mating screw can be distorted at the tip. The thread distortion will stop the screw from backing out, making the accessory a self contained, self centering, “drop and slide” mounting component. As you can imagine, there are a number of companies that are already developing and/or manufacturing components that mount directly to the slots. For example, Noveske and I are making our own rail panels, to work with “our” platform requirements. Other items being developed are VFGs, handstops, bipods, light, sight and sling mounts. The possibilities are endless.

In all, I see this design as being a viable solution to limit the use of the aging “cheese grater” Picatinny Rail and/or multiple mounting points, which require threads, Helicoils and thread inserts. It is time to move on and I think the industry is ready for it.

With the amount of enthusiasm I’ve seen so far, I think there will be a lot of fresh ideas for both the rail system and accessory world. There’s more than enough market for all of us to benefit from this KeyMod system, which is why Vltor is releasing the Data Pack into the public domain. Any manufacturer is free to use the Data Package for manufacturing their own Keymod handguards or related mounting accessories without needing consent from Vltor.

If I can help in any way with this project, please feel free to contact me.
Take care, I hope to hear from you soon.

Eric S. Kincel
General Manager
Vltor Weapon Systems

Key Mod DIMS

Emdom-MM 308 Immediate Access Pouch

Sunday, July 15th, 2012


The 308 IAP is a MOLLE compatible, low profile, truly open-top magazine pouch designed for most .308 rifle magazines. The 308 IAP offers multi-level mounting (high, medium, low) on a belt / MOLLE platform. The 308 IAP fits FN FAL, M14 / M1A, Magpul PMAG 20LR, SCAR 17 (heavy), KAC SR-25 and other similar magazines. Note – It will not fit HK91 magazines.


I think open tops are great, so long as they provide for retention. With the IAP series of pouches, EMDOM offers tripe redundancy.

1) There is a 1.5” wide elastic sewn around the outside of the 308 IAP, providing the main elastic retention.
2) The inner surface of the back panel is lined with Hypalon (rubber coated material) which provides frictional retention between the magazine and the back panel.
3) A thin layer of foam is sandwiched inside the back panel. When the magazine is inserted, the foam is compressed, and pushes back on the magazine, providing additional frictional retention.


Available in Black, Coyote, MultiCam and Sewer Green.

Buy yours from EMDOM.